Fresh off his outstanding performance yesterday and nailing Fox Footy in his interview, I've been told Ned Guy is the frontrunner to run the Crows' camp over summer.
I heard Collingwood are actually trading Guy to the Crows for Collective Minds, who will take over as Collingwood's List Managers. When asked how they would approach back-ended player contracts, they replied they would strip them naked and tie them to trees to ensure the back-ending created maximum space.