Crows for Wooden Spoon

[Rats Tossbag]

HA HA HA HA HA! Until today I haven't been able to enjoy the Crows misery as much as usual, but how that's changed!

Port Adelaide are now the pride of South Australia. The Crows? Well they're just 'The Rest of South Australia'.

This must be as bad as it gets for Crows fans. Crows beaten by an innings at the WACA and Port thrashing one of the premiership fancies. Even wooden spoon masters St Kilda are in front of you! And now you have to face a desperate Brissy Lions on their home ground.

ZERO and FIVE coming up - NINE losses in a row! Crows plumbing new depths. Great to see!

 

[Joel]

yep sure is! Crows are very under achieving and all their supporters seem to do is bag Ayres, and not the players. The players are GODS and they couldn't be doing anything wrong! Wake up Crows supporters, who players are lazy pieces of shit, they have to be, otherwise they would be up there. The team you have now, at the nucleus, is your back to back premiership side.

 

[Grendel]

Much as Im enjoying seeing someelse travelling worse than the hawks are at the minute, yeah maybe the crows do have the core of their back to back side out there but to be fair their best tow players are both the shadows of what they were. Mcleod I dont really know how bad his knees are, but rehn I sure do. And rehn isnt a tenth of the footballer that he once was.
Still glad it aint the Hawks on the bottom though

 

[Power Mad]

Ayres probably has to take some of the blame. He's snuffed out Brett Burton's promising start to his career by playing him out of position and stifling his flair. And having Jarman on the bench for most of the last quarter against Geelong was dumb, as Tommy Hafey would say.

The bad news for Crows fans is that Ayres has no emotional ties to the Crows history or SA football so he will dump some of their beloved heros in an attempt to get them hungry again. And if that doesn't work he'll start a rebuilding campaign which will see the Crows on the outer for a few seasons.

With the treatment he is getting in Adelaide at the moment, Ayres probably wouldn't mind getting the chop anyway. The St Kilda job will no doubt be available before long!