Crows star breaks both hands

[portentous]

Oh yeah, a thread about an ex-Port player coming to grief in bizarre fashion is much more 'obsessive' than this spectacularly stupid thread - coming out of nowhere on the Crows Board in January 2009 - which claimed we were deliberately tanking after Round 2, 2008.

Now that's obsession.

You DO realise who posted that don't you DT?

 

[fryingpan]

Oh yeah, a thread about an ex-Port player coming to grief in bizarre fashion is much more 'obsessive' than this spectacularly stupid thread - coming out of nowhere on the Crows Board in January 2009 - which claimed we were deliberately tanking after Round 2, 2008.

Now that's obsession.

"We were" ??

Were you even a Port fan in Round 2, 2008? Or did you switch teams after that?

 

[tribey]

If he offer's you a beer at his local, resist with all your might.

BYO Conditioner.

 

[fryingpan]

Nice try.

Just goes to show the lengths you go to to try and cover up the fact that you're nothing but a bandwagoner.

 

[tribey]

Nice try.

Just goes to show the lengths you go to to try and cover up the fact that you're nothing but a bandwagoner.

I can continue if you like, I mean, if you don't mind.

 

[fryingpan]

I can continue if you like, I mean, if you don't mind.

In person if you wanna come out from behind that keyboard.

 

[finbarr]

Lol. Here we go.

 

[tribey]

In person if you wanna come out from behind that keyboard.

Depends. Are you this pretend tough in real life?

 

[fryingpan]

Depends. Are you this pretend tough in real life?

That doesn't even make sense.

Come on then dyertribe, a quick beer

 

[fryingpan]

Lol. Here we go.

Problem Dave? If you actually drank beer I'd have one with you

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

i broke both my wrists when i was 13, you just brought back horrible memories of how my ass was wiped

This thread has gone on for long enough about men having to have other men put their extremities around their rectums to clean feces.






















I want to hear about MannumPower now.

 

[tribey]

That doesn't even make sense.

Come on then dyertribe, a quick beer

it makes plenty of sense matey.

there are far easier ways to prove you're a 'good bloke' than inviting a stranger out for a guava cruiser.

not acting like an insufferable douche with material older than germaine greer's soiled merkin being one, for instance

 

[fryingpan]

not acting like an insufferable douche with material older than germaine greer's soiled merkin being one, for instance

You mean the insufferable douche that you're being at the moment?

Remember, I only replied to you because you quoted me.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

there are far easier ways to prove you're a 'good bloke' than inviting a stranger out for a guava cruiser.

WTF I asked FP why he didnt shout me a guava cruiser and he said he only gives them to random internet males he is really trying to impress.

You must be hawt.

 

[Portia]

That is such a bogan idiot way to get an injury - 10 times stupider than any drink driving incident, because at least then you've got an excuse - you're drunk!

Was this ride on a car boot sanctioned by the Crows officials? Reidy seems to endorse this mode of transport.

If some regular mugs in Elizabeth had done this and posted it on youtube, there'd probably be a police crackdown as we speak.

 

[fryingpan]

That is such a bogan idiot way to get an injury - 10 times stupider than any drink driving incident.

I'm sure there are plenty of us out there that have injured themselves in much stupider ways.

 

[tribey]

You mean the insufferable douche that you're being at the moment?

Remember, I only replied to you because you quoted me.

this is where you fall down hideously matey.

i quoted you to point out that there was a far worse example of 'obsession' on the crows board posted recently, no more, no less.

but being the mighty keyboard crusader you are, you interpreted this as a personal attack and not merely the continuation of the discussion you chose to engage in - and wheeled out your usual predictable crap in response, which i usually ignore, but felt i'd pull you up on this time.

then all of a sudden you're 'let's have a beer' as if you've got something to prove? you just don't think.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I'm sure there are plenty of us out there that have injured themselves in much stupider ways.

Definitely. Once I had my finger in my mouth for so long, it got lodged in my throat and I passed out and almost impaled myself on my pineapple crusier.

 

[finbarr]

Problem Dave? If you actually drank beer I'd have one with you

This is just like the old days of TLC. Nearly brings a tear to the eye.

For the record FP, i've met many people from Big Footy. Port supporters, Essendon supporters, Hawthorn supporters, Crows supporters. Shit, i even met mantis ffs. But i'd sooner have a pinnapple inserted in my anus sideways than meet with a whiney, sooky little rich kid from Burnside such as you.

 

[fryingpan]

then all of a sudden you're 'let's have a beer' as if you've got something to prove? you just don't think.

Love the keyboard crusaser remark. The ironing is delicious

And no, people get personal with me, I get personal back. I cop shit just as hard as I dish it out. But when you go to the lengths of posting a photo of someone who can't reply (well, a photo that you believe to be me) then I can't see why you'd have an issue with meeting anyone.

 

[tribey]

Love the keyboard crusaser remark. The ironing is delicious

how exactly? or do you think you and the other handful of appletini sippers should get your shots in for free?

And no, people get personal with me, I get personal back. I cop shit just as hard as I dish it out. But when you go to the lengths of posting a photo of someone who can't reply (well, a photo that you believe to be me) then I can't see why you'd have an issue with meeting anyone.

haha, woosh.

look, if you'd chosen to play my first reply with a straight bat instead of the angry young morsel you are, we wouldn't be having this convo and i wouldnt be forced to RSVP to your invitation with a lavender-scented handkerchief with the words "alas, i find myself indisposed" embroidered upon it

 

[fryingpan]

For the record FP, i've met many people from Big Footy. Port supporters, Essendon supporters, Hawthorn supporters, Crows supporters. Shit, i even met mantis ffs. But i'd sooner have a pinnapple inserted in my anus sideways than meet with a whiney, sooky little rich kid from Burnside such as you.

And this is a classic example of how people are perceived much differently online.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Those 2 dykes looked nothing like Fryingpan.

 

[tribey]

You DO realise who posted that don't you DT?

rod quantock?

 

[Macca19]

This thread is getting boring now. If it doesnt head back towards hot chicks holding your codger whilst you take a slash when you have two broken hands then its locked.