Crows star breaks both hands

[fryingpan]

how exactly? or do you think you and the other handful of appletini sippers should get your shots in for free?

Posting photos of people who can't reply?? I'd certainly have that under 'keyboard crusaders'

look, if you'd chosen to play my first reply with a straight bat instead of the angry young morsel you are, we wouldn't be having this convo and i wouldnt be forced to RSVP to your invitation with a lavender-scented handkerchief with the words "alas, i find myself indisposed" embroidered upon it

Selective memory I see.

If you go back over the past few years, and see how many times I have actually responded with a straight bat, you'll see that replying in such a manner doesn't always shield me from the typical predictable posters dribbling their typical shit, and you're only happy to be one of them.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I still want to know how people with 2 broken hands wipe their ass. If incapable, I want to know who the task is outsourced to.

 

[fryingpan]

His entire hands aren't covered in plaster.

 

[tribey]

I still want to know how people with 2 broken hands wipe their ass. If incapable, I want to know who the task is outsourced to.

This calls for a pictorial essay.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

This calls for a pictorial essay.

I hope an appletini and 2 feminine lesbians suffice.

 

[finbarr]

And this is a classic example of how people are perceived much differently online.

My mistake. I forgot you live in Giggidy, not Burnside.

 

[Macca19]

His entire hands aren't covered in plaster.

Still be awkward/difficult though

 

[Carnport]

His entire hands aren't covered in plaster.

They are by now...

 

[fryingpan]

Still be awkward/difficult though

Not so awkward that you need someone to wipe your arse.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

When dyertribe floats a suggestion, then goes offline, someone is about to be pwned.

 

[fryingpan]

My mistake. I forgot you live in Giggidy, not Burnside.

Burnside is a huge area fin.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Macca gave you the option.