Game Day Crows vs Port: Showdown 57

[AmericanCrow]

3:10 am first bounce?

This is some major

 

[GreyCrow]

3:10 am first bounce?

This is some major

Get some sleep old man

 

[SugarShane]

On paper we should win this without too much struggle. But I'm always terrified of Showdowns.

If we lose it'll be a massive blunder.

 

[Cromulant]

Break even in the midfield, win the game.

Win the midfield, win the game by a big margin. It's that simple.

Tonight is a non-negotiable, we know what they're going to bring. They'll be up and about after getting belted last week and all the goings on this week.

Get off to a good start and keep the crowd out of the equation.

 

[CrowBloke]

Prediction: Time for Thilthorpe to get back to BOG form and win the medal, kicking 6.

.... ONLY 6 ..." ??

 

[Crow till I die]

Hopefully this is rozee in defence watching the goals rain in over his left shoulder tonight

 

[CrowBloke]

This’ll be somewhere between 12 & 16 goal win.
We may not be at the top of the tree yet but they are putrid.

I agree.
Crows win by 12+ goals, on personnel and ability and defence and mids==> forwards gameplay.

(Caveat: my tipping is shite, but if Froggy predicts 12-16 goals that's good enough for me! )

 

[CrowBloke]

Snoozefest, 10 goal flogging.

That's not a 'snoozefest', Peter.

It's bliss .

 

[Samcro24]

That's not a 'snoozefest', Peter.

It's bliss .

Yep.

The two best ways to win the showdown are by a kick or a belting.

 

[CrowBloke]

what do we make of port belting the hawks and beating Sydney away?

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Port’s absolute best is pretty good and we could be up against that all night and just scrape in.

PA's INs and OUTs mean they are not the same side that belted the Hawks, nor beat Sydney away.

In today's conditions and their depleted side, we should hammer them.
(the only thing I fear is my Kiss-of-Death crappy tipping)

 

[Cromulant]

Fair bit of confidence in here but what do we make of port belting the hawks and beating Sydney away?

If port turn up it’ll be tight

Hawthorn seem to bring their best against the best. Currently struggling to put away a poor Melbourne side. Was a good win by Port though for sure.

Sydney aren't a good side.

Worth noting Port have a very good record against both of those sides.

 

[CrowBloke]

Who is most likely to knock a crows player out today? I'd put my money on JHF

JHF is too busy playing FIGJAM-footy. His bedroom is wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling MIRRORS.

SPP is most likely to be their sniping grub today.

 

[CrowBloke]

Powell-Pepper

I'm 2 pages behind (and damn your ninja fingers, but it's pretty obviously SPP, right?)

 

[Cromulant]

JHF is too busy playing FIGJAM-footy. His bedroom is wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling MIRRORS.

SPP is most likely to be their sniping grub today.

He plays that kind of footy because he is that good.

 

[CrowBloke]

He plays that kind of footy because he is that good.

He's a hot-headed, downhill-skiing sook.

 

[CrowBloke]

Yeah but he is allowed to because of the inherent racism within the AFL industry.

I ain't touching that ... nuh-uh, no way ...

 

[Cromulant]

He's a hot-headed, downhill-skiing sook.

Disagree entirely

He's lifted that side on his back alone a few times in his short career.

Yes he's hot headed, but tell me you wouldn't want him in our side.

 

[Geoffa32]

He's a hot-headed, downhill-skiing sook.

JHF is not a downhill skier at all.

Easy rattle mentally, maybe.
But even with Norf boys getting into him, his game did not suffer.

 

[GreyCrow]

Disagree entirely

He's lifted that side on his back alone a few times in his short career.

Yes he's hot headed, but tell me you wouldn't want him in our side.

I did . I wanted to draft him

 

[CrowBloke]

Disagree entirely

except for ...

Yes he's hot headed,

but tell me you wouldn't want him in our side.

A player of his ability? Sure, but with stronger character than JHF.

But him? Nope.
He showed his true colours when he knifed NM (NO loyalty, pleases only himself).
When things don't go his way, he sooks/sulks.

Finally, he's PA, which makes him my despised enemy.

 

[CrowBloke]

JHF is not a downhill skier at all.

Easy rattle mentally, maybe.
But even with Norf boys getting into him, his game did not suffer.

I do not get it.

Why are you and Cromulant defending him/singing his praises?
I'd like to see a nice solid, Crow like Fog flatten JHF in the first minute and make him
--- wish he was not playing, and
--- forget his own name.
**** JHF. He's PA.

 

[pjcrows]

JHF isn't a downhill skiier.

 

[CrowBloke]

3:10 am first bounce?

This is some major

Maaaaate, get some sleep.

Watch the replay of the Crows giving them a flogging at your leisure, later.

 

[Firewalker]

Huddo commentating the bombers swans game… have a bad feeling Derwayne is gargling on his milk & warming up his tonsils for this game

 

[cmndstab]

Huddo commentating the bombers swans game… have a bad feeling Derwayne is gargling on his milk & warming up his tonsils for this game

That's CRAZY GOOD!