CRUSH KILL DESTROY, here comes the POWER to turn out your lights

Asgardian

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I've been quiet till now, but no more, we treated Essendon like last weeks garbage and tossed them out of footy park, we belted the swans till they looked like crows until we took the foot off the pedal.
Now this week we'll make the pussies wish we bought the tampons with us coz their blood will be flowing, their tears will be running, and their arses will be kicked so thucking hard they wont be able to sit down for a shite for a month.
The mighty POWER will make all the other teams look like Bathurst Island rejects - NO THUCKING GOOD - you guys will be too bloody embarrassed to come onto BigFooty, but you should, just to kiss our boots and clean them after the arse kicking we give the Cats.

WE ARE THE POWER
COME TREMBLE BEFORE US
WE SCATTER OUR FOES LIKE DUST IN THE WIND
TURNING BRAVE MEN COWARDLY
MAKING PROUD MEN HUMBLE
WE SHOW NO MERCY
FOR THOU ART ALL BUT SCUM IN THE CESSPOOL
WHILE WE STAND TALL IN VICTORY

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Chris relax. You realize its only the start of March. I think you have come down with a case of Joffa disease. The only cure for that is to take a couple of laxatives to clear your system of the shit you are talking.

Why don't you wait until the end of the season to talk your talk. After we have won the premiership by destroying ever team that crossed our path.
 

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Originally posted by Asgardian:
I've been quiet till now, but no more, we treated Essendon like last weeks garbage and tossed them out of footy park, we belted the swans till they looked like crows until we took the foot off the pedal.
Now this week we'll make the pussies wish we bought the tampons with us coz their blood will be flowing, their tears will be running, and their arses will be kicked so thucking hard they wont be able to sit down for a shite for a month.
The mighty POWER will make all the other teams look like Bathurst Island rejects - NO THUCKING GOOD - you guys will be too bloody embarrassed to come onto BigFooty, but you should, just to kiss our boots and clean them after the arse kicking we give the Cats.

WE ARE THE POWER
COME TREMBLE BEFORE US
WE SCATTER OUR FOES LIKE DUST IN THE WIND
TURNING BRAVE MEN COWARDLY
MAKING PROUD MEN HUMBLE
WE SHOW NO MERCY
FOR THOU ART ALL BUT SCUM IN THE CESSPOOL
WHILE WE STAND TALL IN VICTORY


OOOOOH F(_)CKENSHIT!
 
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ASGARDIAN
I LOVED IT MATE,FULL OF SHIT BUT I LOVED IT'THE JOFF IS PROUD OF YOU MATE...LOL
JUST WAIT TILL WE MEET NORT [PRETEND MAGPIES IN THE FINALS)SHITE WONT THAT WE A BLOODY EMBARASSMENT WE WILL MOUNT YOUR SOORY ASSES ON EACH GOAL POST...OHHHHH YEEEAAAAH.

IN SHOPPING TERMS MATE YOUR LOT A FROM THE 2 DOLLAR SHOP
OUR BEAUTIFUL COLLINGWOOD WELL WE ARE STRICTLY TOORAK ROAD STUFF MATE!!!!!

HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LOL

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#8
Originally posted by magpie_joffa:
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THAT WE A BLOODY EMBARASSMENT WE WILL MOUNT YOUR SOORY ASSES ... OHHHHH YEEEAAAAH.
Um Joffa,

I wasn't aware that Collingwoods feeling ran that strong for Port!


(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)



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The POWER certainly are an intimidating bunch of soft cocks I assure you.

So many sides are trembling in their boots, looking over their shoulders for the talent, the strength and the game plan of this oh so exciting team.

Daryl Wakelin as your key defender with no skills, hard at it Mead and I am such a nuffy Paxman at Full Back.

Now that is one tough defensive unit not to mention this tough attack on the footy from those hard nuts Nick Stevens, Wanganeen, Montogmery, Kingsley & Co.

You guys sure are tough.

In fact, you would have to be the toughest unit in the League, and heaven forbid when Billy Ray Tredrea gets back from injury - by gee you will be a force to be reckoned with then.

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And all of what he wrote will apply until approx 9.45pm on Saturday March 31.
About which time in the visitors rooms at Footy Park another team will be singing the victory song.

COME GET SOME PAL!!!!!!
 

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#12
Hey Chris, good on ya for going out on such a limb and risking such a damn hiding on here if the Power happen to lose. You're braver than I thought. I reckon the Power will win though, having said that.
lol

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Kymhodgemans....... I went to school with you at Glengowrie High, and I used to beat the living suitcase outta ya back then, and I can do it again, so shut the F*CK UP

Jubjub, I'm older than Joffa, by a long way

Cambad, Port are playing Geelong at Colonial, still want us to come and get some????????????????

CJH, (just having some fun mate) and laying down the gospel, lol

Joffa, when we play your pretend Pies we'll turn you guys inside out, and you'll lose dazed & confused, lol

Jacs, never doubt the courage of a Port man, we are men among the rabble

Damir, is wise to tremble early

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Would love to see you try and deliver on your idle threat - and consequently due to your lack of reasones response it would be fair to say you agree with my sarcastic summation of your club's on field ability.

Hard not to I suppose.
 

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Chris, I'm shitting myself, I'm trembling in my boots, I'm sitting in a pool of sweat. I'm that scared!

Really, i don't care if you beat us tomorrow, I'd prefer you didn't but really it isn't such a huge deal.
By the way, how many of you inbred morons are making the trip across the border? So we know how many straight jackets will be required.
 
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LOL, GEELONG ROUND 1 AT COLONIAL?????

I suggest you look at your draw, old son. I have one here at work on the wall and it says we are playing Port at Footy Park.

So come here and blow me, goatf*cker!! LOL


And learn how to read while ya at it!!!
 

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Asgardian is obviously upset by what i said in a certain chatroom the other night. He is a typical port adelaide mongreal - i have been to see Geelong play port over there 3 times and the ferals seem to get louder and more ugly with every passing year. It is a fact that 90 percent of port supporters/members are on the dole.
 

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Cambad,
I apologise old boy, I'm talking about Port beating Geelong on Saturday, yes, you are quite right, Brisbane will be in Adelaide for round 1 for their turn to be horse whipped by Port, look forward to seeing you here for a beer if you can make it?


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Originally posted by magpie_joffa:
ASGARDIAN
I LOVED IT MATE,FULL OF SHIT BUT I LOVED IT'THE JOFF IS PROUD OF YOU MATE...LOL
JUST WAIT TILL WE MEET NORT [PRETEND MAGPIES IN THE FINALS)SHITE WONT THAT WE A BLOODY EMBARASSMENT WE WILL MOUNT YOUR SOORY ASSES ON EACH GOAL POST...OHHHHH YEEEAAAAH.

IN SHOPPING TERMS MATE YOUR LOT A FROM THE 2 DOLLAR SHOP
OUR BEAUTIFUL COLLINGWOOD WELL WE ARE STRICTLY TOORAK ROAD STUFF MATE!!!!!


Dear Joffa,

Dont start with the pretend Magpies stuff, " Thats all I can stands coz I cant standz no more !"

PA1870

HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LOL

 
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LOL @ PA1870

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Originally posted by Turlough:
Asgardian is obviously upset by what i said in a certain chatroom the other night. He is a typical port adelaide mongreal - i have been to see Geelong play port over there 3 times and the ferals seem to get louder and more ugly with every passing year. It is a fact that 90 percent of port supporters/members are on the dole.
Turlough.....If you are going to Sprout FACTS...Get them right....

1. we are not getting uglier with each passing year...we have been dead set ugly from the start...as far back as 1870.

2. We have always been LOUD Louder than any other team or club from SA .

3. 97.6 % of Port supporters are either on the dole or just plain bludging..

4. Our supporters are the direct link to Cro-Magnon man half man/ half ape, commonly seen on the hill at Alberton ..


Turlough , get it right


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