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He would have been signed up last week except in reading over the contract Kepler accidentally set it on fire with his eyes.
There used to be a street called Kepler Bradley, but it was changed because no ones crosses Kepler Bradley and lives.
Kepler Bradley counted to infinity - twice.
Death had a near-Kepler Bradley experience.
Kepler does not sleep, he waits . . .
Kepler Bradley killed two stones with one bird.
Kepler can slam a revolving door.
Kepler puts his own condom on...with his teeth
Kepler once kicked a bag of 5 using just four kicks.
(Factually correct according to WAFL Stats)
(Factually correct according to WAFL Stats)


