Cult Hero Bradley Facing the Chop

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He would have been signed up last week except in reading over the contract Kepler accidentally set it on fire with his eyes.
There used to be a street called Kepler Bradley, but it was changed because no ones crosses Kepler Bradley and lives.
Kepler Bradley counted to infinity - twice.
Death had a near-Kepler Bradley experience.
Kepler does not sleep, he waits . . .
Kepler Bradley killed two stones with one bird.
Kepler can slam a revolving door.
Kepler puts his own condom on...with his teeth
Kepler once kicked a bag of 5 using just four kicks.

(Factually correct according to WAFL Stats)
These are nothing in comparison to the fact Kepler once kicked a snagger mid-slip.
 

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#56
These are nothing in comparison to the fact Kepler once kicked a snagger mid-slip.

Then injured his finger whacking the grass in celebration.

I'm actually convinced that Bond had indeed planned to delist Kep, but when the great man sat down in his office, Bond was so overwhelmed by his charisma that he found himself involuntary offering him a new contract. Had he actually planned to offer him one more year, he would have ended up giving him five.
 

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Just got off a seventeen hour flight to find out kepronomicon was "understood"to be on the chopping block only to be offered a new contract!
Forget all the other off season news this takes the cake! !!!!!! Makes me so happy I could cry.
Can't wait to see this idiot savant create masterpieces next season Oh I can't wait! !!!!!!!!
 

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On a serious note... Had Freo had Key forward depth like the crows or Swans, he would of been de-listed this year. I reckon he was given a 1 year contract, it was for added depth in the forward line now. As it stands, our only experienced Key forwards on Pav, who is at the end of his career, Gumbleton, who is young and Injury prone and Bradley, who is coming off a knee reco.

I would count Tabs, but he is a rookie. It would seem that Freo will get a key forward with their 1st or 2nd round pick.
 

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Given his injury status, I'd say the club had at least some form of DOC in regards to his recovery and seeing that through - that said had he not been injured he may well have been best 22 for the year and got an extension regardless

I still think the club wanted to keep him - he is very very handy and at the very least causes defensive headaches for the opposition (least of all because of high-flying kamikaze marking attempts that leave his opponents in a heap)
 

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Keps stays great news as he bleeds purple and when talking to him he's such a nice guy , full of gratitude
that the club recruited him and is always up beat even after the knee op
 
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KB is so keen to play he went out and found RTB 715 new planets.
NASA has announced a torrent of new planet discoveries, hailing a “bonanza’’ of 715 worlds now known outside the solar system thanks to the Kepler space telescope’s planet-hunting mission.

A new method for verifying potential planets led to the volume of new discoveries from Kepler,
Maybe for the media thread as they spelt the great man's name wrong but this is a giant two fingered salute to those who say Keplar couldn't find his own arse with two hands, Google Maps and a torch. Anyways Keps shove the bastards in the trophy cabinet for now but you better look for a new place as we'll be needing that a bit later on.
 

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KB is so keen to play he went out and found RTB 715 new planets.

Maybe for the media thread as they spelt the great man's name wrong but this is a giant two fingered salute to those who say Keplar couldn't find his own arse with two hands, Google Maps and a torch. Anyways Keps shove the bastards in the trophy cabinet for now but you better look for a new place as we'll be needing that a bit later on.
hahah you beat me to it! http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/feb/27/nasa-finds-new-planets?CMP=fb_gu
 
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