Deaneus!
We Await Silent Tristero's Empire
Melbourne 2nd rounder, Freo's 4th. Freo's 4th rounder isn't going to be any higher than pick 56, so it's a points pick. Melbourne's on the other hand, could be as high as 20.
So our focus will be on the team who
- tanked but didn't,
- who successfully convinced Jake Lever
he was anything other than average,
- who haven't won a premiership since 1964 (56 years and counting)
- who once voted to merge with Hawthorn (which Hawthorn said, no not with those losers)
- who sponge off the AFL to survive,
- who hired Simon Goodwin
as a coach despite no evidence he can coach,
- who hired Mark Williams because the club was too stable,
- who've pissed away numerous draft picks in the last 20 years,
- who did this:
and it wasn't even their worst loss:
This is the place to cheer Melbourne's losses this year. Here's to them having a terrible, terrible year
So our focus will be on the team who
- tanked but didn't,
- who successfully convinced Jake Lever
PLAYERCARDSTART
8
Jake Lever
- Age
- 28
- Ht
- 194cm
- Wt
- 94kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 14.6
- 4star
- K
- 9.7
- 4star
- HB
- 4.9
- 4star
- M
- 5.4
- 5star
- T
- 1.3
- 3star
- MG
- 242.0
- 4star
- D
- 9.6
- 2star
- K
- 6.5
- 3star
- HB
- 3.1
- 2star
- M
- 3.9
- 4star
- T
- 1.3
- 2star
- MG
- 145.4
- 3star
- D
- 16.0
- 4star
- K
- 11.0
- 4star
- HB
- 5.0
- 4star
- M
- 6.6
- 5star
- T
- 1.6
- 4star
- MG
- 189.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
- who haven't won a premiership since 1964 (56 years and counting)
- who once voted to merge with Hawthorn (which Hawthorn said, no not with those losers)
- who sponge off the AFL to survive,
- who hired Simon Goodwin
PLAYERCARDSTART
Simon Goodwin
- Age
- 47
- Ht
- 185cm
- Wt
- 86kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 20.9
- 5star
- K
- 12.1
- 4star
- HB
- 8.8
- 5star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 2.5
- 4star
No current season stats available
- D
- 9.4
- 3star
- K
- 7.2
- 3star
- HB
- 2.2
- 2star
- M
- 3.0
- 3star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
- who hired Mark Williams because the club was too stable,
- who've pissed away numerous draft picks in the last 20 years,
- who did this:
and it wasn't even their worst loss:
This is the place to cheer Melbourne's losses this year. Here's to them having a terrible, terrible year