So we can all agree that there is at least some advantage to be had? (Obviously my views are wrong on it being poor form. Duly noted.) In which case, is it poor form to build something specifically with that purpose in mind? Or would you be stupid not to?
waz, i will throw a couple of ladders and a plank of wood in for this week and the coaches can call the moves from up there, otherwise i can bring the ute and they can call the shots from up in the car park. OR If you like i have some contacts at the ambulance helicopter, i can get them in and they can hover about 150ft off the oval they can relay the moves via radio (may also come in handy if you go down with an hammy whilst umpiring). The other option is the blokes who are on the bench can form a human pyramid and we will put a little cushion on the top so the coach not only has a good view but is comfortable (could be interesting when someone has to go on though...).
OR Maybe we could just get some stilts (one black, one yellow) but they might sink if we ever get any rain ALTHOUGH I am sure a coach on stilts would get plenty of media attention though and we might be able to pick up a bit of sponsorship money so we could get a real nice pair that flair out at the bottom and wont sink.
Or we could sack the coaches and get us some taller ones (they wouldnt need stilts!)
There is plenty of options, cant wait to see what you come up with..