Hall of Famer
- Mar 2, 2014
- AFL Club
- Port Adelaide
My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.
Welcome back from your holidayAdolf goes into a country service station to pay for his petrol.
He approaches the counter and says “Pump number 3, thanks. Can I also get a Deluxe car wash, a footlong meatball sub, and a dozen Krispy Kremes?”
The guy behind the counter says “Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler, if you think we’re On The Run?”
Just heard tonight that the pool in the Dublin Aquatic Centre has reopened. However to maintain social distancing, lanes 1, 3, 5 and 7 will not contain any water.
That seems a bit odd.
Not really. Its just a dry sense of humour.