Banter Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

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Christoffarken

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Jun 21, 2014
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A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.

A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.

Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.

"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"

The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm ******* dis-custard."

The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
I remember that party. Went as "******* nuts and loving it"
 

VineValerian

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Mar 10, 2014
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A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.

A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.

Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.

"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"

The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm ******* dis-custard."

The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
Aaahh yes.
An oldie........................but a goodie!
 

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