Banter Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Relativity]

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Who needs mushrooms?

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[proman_x]

What do you call a deaf gynecologist ?

A lip reader

 

[Jack_1870]

Where does Peter Pan dine out at ?
Wendy's.

 

[Relativity]

Jeez, is that all we got out of the Xmas crackers?

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[SC_Power]

I hate New Year’s resolutions, they’re a waste of time.

Last year I said that I would spend more time gold prospecting, but that didn’t pan out.

 

[Grave Danger]

The poor thing looks more like dad...

 

[GoBlues!]

What do you call a Greek parachutist?

Condescending…..

 

[SC_Power]

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[Dutchy5150]

 

[jb04]

Why won’t pirates let you bathe before walking the plank?

You’ll just wash up on shore later.

 

[Grave Danger]

This constant criticism of Bonnie Blue is very distasteful.

It's like people are queuing up to have a go at her!

 

[jb04]

What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin.

 

[Dutchy5150]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

A 1024MB Memory Card walked into a bar, spotted a piano, sat down and started playing incredible music.
After a number of songs, mostly original, the Memory Card got up as the bar went wild with cheers and applause.
The bar owner was incredibly impressed. He ran up to the Memory Card and said, "Buddy, you were INCREDIBLE! If you come back tomorrow, I'll split the night's till with you!"
"No can do,” replied the Memory Card. "I'm limited to one gig.”

 

[pastmyprimus]

Buddha - what makes us human?

Selecting all images with traffic lights

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[bomberclifford]

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Getting the true intent of this thread back on track.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[philreich]

 

[Portology]

 

[jb04]

Apparently by law you have to put your headlights on when it's raining in Germany.

How am I supposed to tell when it's raining in Germany?