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SonofSamsquanch

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Mar 31, 2016
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One day the food safety inspector comes in for a surprise inspection and catches the old baker using his false teeth to make the design around the edges of the apple pies. She roars at baker, "You can't do that with false teeth! Don't you have a tool?"

The old baker replies, "I do, but I use that for the doughnuts."
 

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