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Ligma

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Dec 15, 2020
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A father was listening to his daughter pray.

“god bless mummy, god bless daddy, god bless grandma, goodbye grandpa” she goes

“why did you say good bye grandpa?” The dad asked

“I don’t know daddy it just felt right” she replied.

the next day her grandpa dies and the father just thought it was a strange coincidence. A week later the dad was listening to his daughter pray again.

“god bless mummy, god bless daddy, goodbye grandma” she prayed.

the next day the grandma died, the father started thinking wow my daughter must be very special. A week later he was listening to her daughter pray again.

“goodnight mumm, goodbye daddy”

he started freaking out and couldn’t sleep all night. He left early and went to his office, he was nervous all day and kept watching the clock, he felt safe in his office and figured if he could make it to midnight he would be okay.

Once it hit midnight he went home and his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter”

“I had the worst day ever” he replied

“well I had it worse, the mailman dropped dead on our porch” she said.
 

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