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SonofSamsquanch

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Mar 31, 2016
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SonofSamsquanch

00W0W1 1030W0 000W00 W0W200 (Scott Boland)
Mar 31, 2016
9,585
20,341
Victoria
AFL Club
North Melbourne
A man looks out of his window one morning to find a gorilla in the tree outside.

He looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be there in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a shotgun and a huge, ferocious looking dog.

"What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put up this ladder against the tree and climb to the top, then I'm going to shake the tree so the gorilla falls down. When the gorilla is on the ground, the dog is trained to grab the gorilla's testicles and squeeze until the gorilla passes out. Then I lock him in the cage in the back of the van.", says the gorilla remover and hands the man the shotgun.

"What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner.

"If I fall out of the tree first, I need you to shoot the dog."
 
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