Pregnancy & Parenting Dad Jokes

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skilts

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Feb 14, 2002
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It is a little-known fact that dad jokes are invented during the time spent by fathers waiting in hospitals for their children to be born. FFS, what else is there to do over those interminable hours? Women (and children) are so inconsiderate.
 

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Gough

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Sep 29, 2006
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Not a dad joke but one of my favourites and pretty terrible.
An Irishman is going for a job on a building site and the foreman wants to know how much he knows about the business. "So Paddy", he says, "tell me about thye difference between a girder and a joist?" Paddy looks at him for a minute and says, "That's easy, Geothe wrote Faust, Joyce wrote Ulyssus".
 

Shaucob_Burjan

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Oct 11, 2006
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Sydney
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From a video game:

I spent all night waiting for the sun to arrive - and then it dawned on me.

I tripped over my sister's bra - it was a boobie trap.
 

BILC

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Jul 30, 2008
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Hey Dad, I'm gonna go out but leave the light on I'll be back later tonight.

Hi gonna go out but leave the light on I'll be back later tonight, I'm Dad.
 

Plugger35

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Sep 27, 2008
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Hey I just flew in from <insert city> and boy are my arms tired.

More a lame comedian's joke than a dad joke.
 
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