How many people do you think are dead in there?Insert one of the below jokes ever time I drove past a cemetery with my Dad.
Did you know thats the dead centre of town?
Dad: Do you know I can't be buried there?
Me: Really? Why?
Dad: I'm not dead.
People are dying to get in there.
Pretty sure all Dad's get issued that one after their first kid is born.My Dad always did the dead centre of town joke when we drove past cemeteries too, must be in the standard issue Dad joke book.
Yeah we heard that one a few times too, never got any funnier.Pretty sure all Dad's get issued that one after their first kid is born.
My old man used to love it too. He was also very fond of "That's the most popular place in town... People are dying to get in." I don't think we ever made it past the cemetery without copping one of them.