Health Dating your therapist

[Bunk Moreland]

He was gay, Gary Cooper?

 

[kfc1]

You'll get bang for your buck.

That is literally how that works

 

[Doss]

That is literally how that works

 

[little graham]

Ebay has really good deals on hidden cameras. Next "session' ask to use the toilet. see if you can locate a shower, you know the rest.

 

[PaddyO]

Ebay has really good deals on hidden cameras. Next "session' ask to use the toilet. see if you can locate a shower, you know the rest.

Wtf?

 

[Happy Mastenator]

Wtf?

Yeah, why do you need to find a shower? Camera in the toilet is where it's at....

 

[Flash of power]

Why not just bring up in one of your sessions that you are madly in love with your therapist and it is causing you grief because you don't know how to handle it and ask her what she suggests.

 

[NSWCROW]

inb4 BASIC INSTINCT therapist scene



So tender...

 

[Silent Alarm]

Do you work in waste management and sanitation too?

If Tony Soprano couldn't get it done, you won't be about too either, Fabio.

 

[illavitar]

I've never heard of it in Australia it's strictly an American thing. I'd be willing to bet there's a Larry David episode on the subject out there somewhere that might give you the answer you seek.

 

[Lethality]

Why not just bring up in one of your sessions that you are madly in love with your therapist and it is causing you grief because you don't know how to handle it and ask her what she suggests.

If she tells me she's married it will end me. No, I think I'll go the Sideshow bob route and just strap myself to the undercarriage of her stationwagon.

 

[brahj]

If she tells me she's married it will end me. No, I think I'll go the Sideshow bob route and just strap myself to the undercarriage of her stationwagon.

Lots of rakes means lots of success.

 

[GTOA]

Can it be done? My therapist is an affluent Englishwoman who has about 10 to 15 years on me and I think has young children going by the booster seats i see in her car.

I am a younger Australian male with a reasonable income, dress sense, skills, but I am madder than a pervert on heroin withdrawals trying to draw a vagina on an etch-a-sketch.

How do i go about dating her or at least becoming her friend? I know this happens in teacher-student relationships and I consider my therapist as a teacher of sorts.

Go on.

She already knows all your issues, so you can't pretend with her.

 

[GTOA]

Poor HP, are you so unused to a female talking to you that you confuse it with actual interest?

He should talk to someone about that!

 

[GTOA]

Didn't Elaine go away with her therapist, leaving Jerry to deal with "Crazy" Joe Divola?

 

[GTOA]

What are you in therapy for?

Either way you should go for it.

He is in therapy because he keeps wanting to get involved in inappropriate relationships.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

If she tells me she's married it will end me. No, I think I'll go the Sideshow bob route and just strap myself to the undercarriage of her stationwagon.

Find a male therapist. Or an ugly female therapist.

 

[Lethality]

Whenever I see her, this song goes through my head

 

[Doss]

Robin in How I Met Your Mother ended up dating her therapist, after he stopped being her therapist.

Maybe there's hope for you yet, Lethality. If that Canadian wierdo could pull that off, why can't you?

 

[Lethality]

Robin in How I Met Your Mother ended up dating her therapist, after he stopped being her therapist.

Maybe there's hope for you yet, Lethality. If that Canadian wierdo could pull that off, why can't you?

It happens all the time with teachers so I don't see why not. I wonder what she does in her spare time. Probably plays the violin and plays polo and reads leatherbound books.

 

[Doss]

It happens all the time with teachers so I don't see why not. I wonder what she does in her spare time. Probably plays the violin and plays polo and reads leatherbound books.

Who, your therapist, or Cobie Smudlers?

I actually have someone in my family who was taught by the guy she ended up marrying and having four kids with. They're still together after fifty or so years.

They didn't start dating until she was about 20, though.

Having said that, as others have said, there are surely easier options out there.

 

[Lethality]

Who, your therapist, or Cobie Smudlers?

Therapist, she strikes me as a blue blood type, born into money, although she has a sticker of a cat on her iphone so maybe she's just as lame as regular people.

They didn't start dating until she was about 20, though.

Having said that, as others have said, there are surely easier options out there.

Haha, that reminds me of a teacher I knew who would form casual relationships with girls during high school, then wait until they graduated to start hitting on them. That's basically his entire dating routine.

 

[Damon_3388]

Didn't Elaine go away with her therapist, leaving Jerry to deal with "Crazy" Joe Divola?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Here take this,It might help.....>

 

[BotsMaster]

I read this title as 'Dating the rapist'

Came in to say just that.

Can also be read as 'Dating your rapist'