Health Dating your therapist

[Catfish Alley]

You may have dyslexia.

 

[cmndstab]

On the plus side when it inevitably goes horribly and soul-crushingly badly, she'll be right there to give you instant therapy.

 

[Lethality]

i saw her today and we dated for 30 minutes. Mission accomplished.

 

[JUBJUB]

i saw her today and we dated for 30 minutes. Mission accomplished.

Paying for her time isn't a date - it's prostitution

 

[Catfish Alley]

Wouldn't that make all doctors prostitutes?

 

[Lethality]

Paying for her time isn't a date - it's prostitution

I didn't pay, she took me to Southbank and we had dinner and sparkling white wine. Then we clinked our glass together and chatted into the night. We kissed briefly and each went on our way.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Haha. I thought this might have been made up. Now I know it is.

 

[JUBJUB]

I didn't pay, she took me to Southbank and we had dinner and sparkling white wine. Then we clinked our glass together and chatted into the night. We kissed briefly and each went on our way.

and then you woke up

 

[Lethality]

and then you woke up

She will be mine. Bookmark this post and I'll send you a photo one day of us together sipping wine and attending events together.

 

[Happy Mastenator]

I didn't pay, she took me to Southbank and we had dinner and sparkling white wine. Then we clinked our glass together and chatted into the night. We kissed briefly and each went on our way.

That's quite a 30 minutes.

 

[Lethality]

I was in therapy today and I appeared very shaken and upset. She still shows no affection for me or even like she might hug me. I wonder what it would take for her to do so.

 

[Catfish Alley]

A similar mental break.

 

[Brad Goodman]

If she tells me she's married it will end me.

I strongly recommend asking.

 

[JUBJUB]

I was in therapy today and I appeared very shaken and upset.

She handed you this months bill ?

 

[Lethality]

She handed you this months bill ?

I always look at her invoice hoping she's put a personal note there, like a little smiley or a love heart, but it's never that, just a big dollar bill with her name and clinic address on it.

 

[craigos]

This is the reason I'm studying psychology, dealing with dudes like this daily would be entertaining. Keep fighting the good fight Lethal, she's clearly playing hard to get.

 

[Gift]

Would be hilarious if shes purposely leading you on because you are paying her bills and feeding her kids

 

[Gray Day]

I am monitoring this thread.

 

[outabounds]

I didn't pay, she took me to Southbank and we had dinner and sparkling white wine. Then we clinked our glass together and chatted into the night. We kissed briefly and each went on our way.

As someone else said- that was a lot to acomplish in 30 minutes. Is she treating for being delusional?

 

[little graham]

Paying for her time isn't a date - it's prostitution

Cheaper than getting married.

 

[little graham]

She handed you this months bill ?

So she's regular, he only needs a condom for half the month.

attending events together.

Funerals of her other clients?

 

[JUBJUB]

Funerals of her other clients?

Well she does make a killing doing her job

 

[MinerBoy]

If The Sopranos taught me anything then no.

Was sure Tony would get there eventually. I was left unfulfilled.

 

[little graham]

Well she does make a killing doing her job

So what would she want in a bogan? Unless she hunts them?

 

[Catastic82]

Was sure Tony would get there eventually. I was left unfulfilled.

The dream sequence made up for it somewhat