A Flying Pube
Debutant
At the start of last season, I purchased an official Suns guernsey and put #24 on the back for my love of David Swallow. I wore this guernsey to every game that I attended, and as the guernsey was predominantly red in colour, I wore it as a team uniform for social basketball.
It was my first year of basketball. I had played nearly every game, was consistent without setting the world on fire. I hustled up and down the court, scooping up loose ball and providing assists to teammates, and on the odd occasion I'd put up a jumpshot or knock down a flukey 3. Pretty comparable to the first year for DS!
With a few games left in the season, I was 'subbed' out early and I let one of my mates borrow the guernsey for the remainder of the game. He wore the guernsey with pride, and let me know that he'd stuffed it in my letterbox after the game. I returned home to find no guernsey in the letterbox. Disaster. My mate had dropped the guernsey off in a different letterbox. And he was too stupid to remember which one.
3 months later I arrive home from uni and check the letterbox. Holy schmoly. The #24 is just sitting in the letterbox. There's a little note attached to the back of it, which reads "Hey mate, tracked your address down through a mutual friend, I believe this is yours! Koby"
These conclusions then ran through my head:
Koby has returned my #24 Swallow guernsey, which I wore for social basketball.
Me = Swallow, who had a decent first year but nothing spectacular.
Koby = Kobe Bryant, also #24, an absolute BEAST.
Therefore, Swallow will have a second year comparable to Kobe Bryant's NBA season.....or something like that.
Now that I've written this, I don't think its quite as amazing as I first thought, but still! David Swallow is in for an incredible 2012, and I have a crazy voodoo story to prove it!
It was my first year of basketball. I had played nearly every game, was consistent without setting the world on fire. I hustled up and down the court, scooping up loose ball and providing assists to teammates, and on the odd occasion I'd put up a jumpshot or knock down a flukey 3. Pretty comparable to the first year for DS!
With a few games left in the season, I was 'subbed' out early and I let one of my mates borrow the guernsey for the remainder of the game. He wore the guernsey with pride, and let me know that he'd stuffed it in my letterbox after the game. I returned home to find no guernsey in the letterbox. Disaster. My mate had dropped the guernsey off in a different letterbox. And he was too stupid to remember which one.
3 months later I arrive home from uni and check the letterbox. Holy schmoly. The #24 is just sitting in the letterbox. There's a little note attached to the back of it, which reads "Hey mate, tracked your address down through a mutual friend, I believe this is yours! Koby"
These conclusions then ran through my head:
Koby has returned my #24 Swallow guernsey, which I wore for social basketball.
Me = Swallow, who had a decent first year but nothing spectacular.
Koby = Kobe Bryant, also #24, an absolute BEAST.
Therefore, Swallow will have a second year comparable to Kobe Bryant's NBA season.....or something like that.
Now that I've written this, I don't think its quite as amazing as I first thought, but still! David Swallow is in for an incredible 2012, and I have a crazy voodoo story to prove it!