David Warner an arrogant cheating campaigner or an underated Aussie scallywag?

Warner?


  • Total voters
    13

Remove this Banner Ad

Oct 19, 2020
22,182
32,023
AFL Club
Richmond
Facts

Pros:
  • 5th highest Australian run scorer in tests ever
  • Very high strike rate
  • Excellent fielder

Cons:
  • Averages only 44.
  • Averages only 32 in overseas test matches
  • Celebrates milestones like an arrogant douchebag
  • A filthy cheat who threw Smith and Bancroft under the bus .
 
A bit of an enigma. Batting average much higher at home than away, yet raises the average IQ of the country they're touring when the Aussies are playing away, and lowers the average IQ of Australia upon his return.

Celebrates a ton like an utter spanner, yet had made a fair few of them. All in all, quite underrated.
 

Log in to remove this ad.

Averages low 30s against India and England as well.
3 centuries in 8 yrs against teams other than minnows Pakis, Windies and Bangladesh. One of those against NZ team missing Southee and Boult and the other against shittest SA team ever.
Still a very good player but spare me this all time great nonsense as its an insult to blokes like Smith and Ponting.
 
scallywag:
-a person, typically a child, who behaves badly but in an amusingly mischievous rather than harmful way; a rascal.
"that scallywag of a son of yours"

douchebag:
-a small syringe for douching the vagina.
dickhead:
-
205463.jpg
 
Facts

Pros:
  • 5th highest Australian run scorer in tests ever
  • Very high strike rate
  • Excellent fielder

Cons:
  • Averages only 44.
  • Averages only 32 in overseas test matches
  • Celebrates milestones like an arrogant douchebag
  • A filthy cheat who threw Smith and Bancroft under the bus .
You forgot to add Candice to the Cons......
 
Facts

Pros:
  • 5th highest Australian run scorer in tests ever
  • Very high strike rate
  • Excellent fielder

Cons:
  • Averages only 44.
  • Averages only 32 in overseas test matches
  • Celebrates milestones like an arrogant douchebag
  • A filthy cheat who threw Smith and Bancroft under the bus .
To be fair AP, averaging 44 as an opener is pretty good to be honest.
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Facts

Pros:
  • 5th highest Australian run scorer in tests ever
  • Very high strike rate
  • Excellent fielder

Cons:
  • Averages only 44.
  • Averages only 32 in overseas test matches
  • Celebrates milestones like an arrogant douchebag
  • A filthy cheat who threw Smith and Bancroft under the bus .
Pro or con?????

- Decked Joe Root at a bar in London
 
Back
Top