Day jobs and alternate career paths - AFL players charting a new course

[Crankitup]

Dean Terlich & Alex Georgiou will utilise biting satire and parody in their new roles as consultants explaining the dangers of sexual harassment of minors.

Good on ya Dean. Tie me kangaroo down sport!

 

[Crankitup]

In a similar vein, members of a Tasmanian amateur club have taken like ducks to water to their new roles - cultural ambassadors to Tasmania's ethnic minorities.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

I just wanna say kudos to Crankitup for really putting in the effort here. Bravo son. Imagine tiygryeboysz or any of those such ombeciles trying this sort or of shinangians.

 

[A Cut Above]

Footballers With a Passion for Animals
Exhibit A: Jesse Hogan the Colombian Mule

 

[Dinsdale]

Crankitup heres a good one, not too strenuous:

Professional sleeper:
A hotel in Finland hired a member of staff as a ‘professional sleeper’ to test the comfort of their beds. The individual sleeps in a different one of the hotel beds each night and writes a review about her satisfaction with each one.

 

[A Cut Above]

Crankitup heres a good one, not too strenuous:

Professional sleeper:
A hotel in Finland hired a member of staff as a ‘professional sleeper’ to test the comfort of their beds. The individual sleeps in a different one of the hotel beds each night and writes a review about her satisfaction with each one.

Not the only pro who gets paid to get into bed



speaking of...

Patrick Dangerfield: Professional a-hole

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Crankitup heres a good one, not too strenuous:

Professional sleeper:
A hotel in Finland hired a member of staff as a ‘professional sleeper’ to test the comfort of their beds. The individual sleeps in a different one of the hotel beds each night and writes a review about her satisfaction with each one.

 

[Crankitup]

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Well known for his habit of sleep walking, Nathan is also known to talk in his sleep on occasion. A professional sleeper role would be a walk in the park for him.

 

[Crankitup]

Shane Mumford apparently working for the Rebels MC in quality control.

 

[Spongebob]

If he was still coaching I can see Ross Lyon making a good fist of it.

nah, Ross would be the foreman of the paint drying watchers.

 

[Crankitup]

Hawkins is making a fortune as a Surrogate Breastfeeder.

 

[Heathen]

Adam Treloar - Town Crier

 

[Crankitup]

If Fevola was still a player he'd probably enjoy a stint as one of those pr0n stars that utilise a fake appendage.

 

[Crankitup]

Spoiler: Please don't click here if a VERY rude picture is likely to offend

Rugby players are finding ways to keep from getting bored now too. Some are following former Canberra Raiders star Joel Monaghan's example who did part-time volunteer work for the RSPCA.

 

[Crankitup]

Nick Riewoldt and Leigh Montagna are in training to become ace fighter pilots.

 

[Crankitup]

 

[Crankitup]

James Toohey retired early to become a restauranteur.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Odour Tester
Getting a whiff of bad BO can make most of our stomachs churn, but odour testers spend days sniffing people’s armpits, breath and feet. Peta Jones, an "armpit sniffer", works as a deodorant producer for Unilever in Australia, developing the Dove, Lynx and Impulse brands. “It was strange at first," she says, "but in a week it was fine.”

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Gotta give this to Dangerfield considering he already likes to smell his own farts and believes his s**t does not stink.

 

[TallyHawk]

* football club back on the Medical Trials.


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[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Crash Test Dummy

 

[Crankitup]

Drag Racing

 

[Crankitup]

Degoey's Driving School

 

[Crankitup]

Following his retirement Bachar is rumoured to become a co-host on The Project.

https://www.newidea.com.au/why-i-defended-houli-after-he-punched-man-in-the-head-waleed-aly-speaks

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Tex would make a great SS Obergruppenführer