Cool story bro.
BTW here is the real top 7:
1. Warner
2. Hayden
3. The Donald
4. Smith
5. G Chappell
6. Border
7. Gilchrist
Without a lot of thought:
W Ponsford
V Trumper (or Morris, but then Trumper has to bat 5 or 6)
D Bradman
G Chappell
N Harvey
R Ponting
(#5 and 6 wide open really : McCabe, Border among other contenders)
And, yes, I'm aware of Trumper's average. Scores were much lower back then generally, averaging 40 was arguably something near to 55 equivalence now.