Retiring Dear teams that failed to qualify for finals…

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You know who you are

 

[FISTO]

I think it’s important for supporters of these minnow clubs to explain their shit teams for us superiors.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I think it’s important for supporters of these minnow clubs to explain their shit teams for us superiors.

Dim Sim can do this for the Swans. Good luck and god bless

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I think it’s important for supporters of these minnow clubs to explain their shit teams for us superiors.

Let’s do it alphabetically…

V_23 you can start with CarLOLton

 

[zackah]

Final round done and we’ve got one loss to come. Sounds like we qualified to me

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Only thing the Dongers qualified for is bottom 4 minnow status

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No reply from V_23 so maybe The Sultan can fill us in

 

[The Sultan]

No reply from V_23 so maybe The Sultan can fill us in

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I think it’s important for supporters of these minnow clubs to explain their shit teams for us superiors

Let’s do it alphabetically…

The Sultan V_23 JustaBattler Laphroaig



I would ask elm0 bit he doesn’t care about AFL

 

[Occidental]

Only one true Melbourne team left in it.
Geelong don’t count and Hawf are Tasmanian.
All loser Melbourne based fans - Carlton, **, Bulldogs, Melbourne, Norf, Richmond & StKilda can rally behind the one club left that truly represents our great city.

Welcome aboard ️️

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I don’t see how we can possibly lose with the support of all these fine, loyal Victorian flogs behind us

 

[V23]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Tuggers had a better season than all of them, relatively speaking

 

[Chronz]

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Tuggers had a better season than all of them, relatively speaking

We are shaking our heads at these irrelevant teams.

 

[zackah]

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Tuggers had a better season than all of them, relatively speaking

Obviously doesn't take into account #honourablelosses

Shit subjective grading system is shit

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s almost like they graded clubs on reality versus potential… and not some shitty metric that someone made up so his shittruck team could win something for the first time in 2 decades

 

[JoseMourinho]

dons is really harsh considering they have like 20 people on their injury list.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The Dongers and their flog fans deserve everything they get, friend

 

[MisterMarcus]

West Coast: They're shit.
Richmond: They're shit with a few old guys flying the flag.
North: They're shit with a few young guys flying the flag.
Essendon: They're shit but look even shittier with half their team missing.
Melbourne: They're shit but occasionally remember to play like that time they weren't shit.
Port: They're shit but occasionally remember to do it for Kenny.
St Kilda: They're shit but NAS occasionally makes them less shit.
Carlton: They're shit because half their team checked out about Round 10.
Sydney: They were shit but then remembered they weren't actually shit.
Doggies: They're shit against not-shit teams but not-shit against shit teams.