Roast Death-Riding 2019: Collingwood, Gold Coast and Fremantle

[pulpdriver]

Pick Watch
Pies pick: Pick 17
Suns pick: Pick 19
Freo pick: Pick 47

Assuming none of these future picks are traded draft night or earlier looks like we'll have three teams to enjoy watching in 2019 as we celebrate their lows, blows and hurdles.
Let the death-riding begin!

 

[scott_the_man]

Didn't we trade the Hawks 3rd as part of the Adams deal?

 

[The Bear]

Ha Ha. Classic

 

[The_torpedo]

Suns: plastic
Collingwoodwobbles: chokers
Dockers: named after a sex act

 

[luthor]

Beat me to it.

Thanks to Mod for deleting my unintentionally (double) rival thread.

Anyway, death riding the Pies,especially, should be fun

 

[Bring Martin Pike Back]

My new favourite thread. Well played sir!

 

[The Bear]

Do we death ride Beam's shoulders?

 

[jackess]

Do we death ride Beam's shoulders?

Not if you have greater maturity than a pre-pubescsnt child

 

[ZoBlitz]

Do we death ride Beam's shoulders?

No.

 

[The Bear]

Booooo

 

[Elixuh]

Yes Pulp you beautiful SOB.

 

[Dodongo]

Dodongo thinks the scum are going to drop off next year and Dodongo looks forward to it.

 

[Tom14]

This is even better than the potential PICK AUCTION

 

[scoman]

This is going to be good.

 

[Dalions]

Bring on round 1 2019.
It can ‘almost’ only go backwards for them!
Bring it on!

 

[patfullfankezz]

May they lose every game by heartbreaking margins.

 

[Loyal Lion]

Couldn't bring myself to death-ride Gold Coast. I hope that they have a good year.

 

[dmac_55]

In reality we are death riding the pies and only joy riding the suns and freo..

We want blood at collingwood

 

[trikster]

In reality we are death riding the pies and only joy riding the suns and freo..
We want blood at collingwood

Well I think GC are a lock for 18th, and Freo are unlikely to get above 15th. So they kinda take care of themselves.
The filth on the other hand ..... death ride outside the 8!

 

[patfullfankezz]

In reality we are death riding the pies and only joy riding the suns and freo..

We want blood at collingwood

Ew, no. Who knows what nasty pathogens they have!

 

[irel]

Thread title needs changing to, Operation Collingwood for Premiers.

 

[irel]

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl...f=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_sport_afl
A bit of an explanation why trading for pick 19 with the suns was a masterstroke that ultimateley got us two first round picks from Collingwood. Not doing the trade meant beholding to Collingwood and they could have dragged the whole show to the last minute and forced our hand on virtually all our deals. So no death-riding thread for us to enjoy for the next twelve months. Noble/Ambrogio well done today, amazing work.

Dayne Beams and Collingwood could have become part of the mass deal, until yesterday morning, when the Lions and Suns confirmed a trading of picks that would effectively lock Collingwood out of the mega deal, the Magpies having hoped that their pick 18 would be needed to facilitate the Neale deal.

The Suns traded pick 19 and a future second for Brisbane’s 2019 first-rounder, with the Lions gaining a future third-round tied to Hawthorn.

The dominoes quickly fell once pick 19 had gone

 

[luthor]

May they lose every game by heartbreaking margins.

Except to us who will Flog them by 114 points

 

[Milux]

Now that the dust is settled on Beams. I love me a good death ride.

 

[Dylan12]

Now that the dust is settled on Beams. I love me a good death ride.

Yeah same, not that I needed any other reason to support Collingwood's opponent for 22 weeks.