Hot Topic Death-riding Melbourne in 2025 - May they burn in hell!

[The Prosecutor]

Now that we finally have another club's first-round pick, we can finally participate in the ritual of death-riding another club, in this case Melbourne, for our own gain!

May Petracca take a year to get up to speed, may Oliver and Goodwin get caught doing speed and may Gawn realise he's too old to deal with this shit and retire before the season.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

 

[TheUnicorn]

I’d actually prefer Melbournes future 1st over Norths. hope it works out

 

[emblurr]

Down the Dees

 

[crackers65]

The big question is can I barrack for Hawthorn when they play Melbourne.

 

[DapperDon]

 

[Blind Turn]

The big question is can I barrack for Hawthorn when they play Melbourne.

No

 

[eth-dog]

We support Melbourne against Hawthorne, Carlton, Richmond and Collingwood only

 

[JayJ20]

The big question is can I barrack for Hawthorn when they play Melbourne.

They can beat Carlton and Hawthorn twice and still win the spoon.

 

[WindyHillZephyr]

With the luck we have on trade week decisions, I should bet on Melbourne to win the flag.

 

[Scythe94]

Yay, these are my favourite threads Every time we've been deathridden for our F1, we've improved our ladder position significantly. Doubt that happens this time though. Enjoy the year, friends

 

[JayJ20]

Yay, these are my favourite threads Every time we've been deathridden for our F1, we've improved our ladder position significantly. Doubt that happens this time though. Enjoy the year, friends

You gave us more than enough to cover a Kako bid + change so I'm already satisfied with the result even if we get pick 18. But I'd much prefer pick 1

 

[DERO]

This is my new favourite thread.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Bring back the golden years, Dees!

 

[The Prosecutor]

Bring back the golden years, Dees!

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Mark Neeld might just be the steady hand Melbourne need right now!

 

[Pweter]

Now that we finally have another club's first-round pick, we can finally participate in the ritual of death-riding another club, in this case Melbourne, for our own gain!

May Petracca take a year to get up to speed, may Oliver and Goodwin get caught doing speed and may Gawn realise he's too old to deal with this shit and retire before the season.

You forgot Lever tripping over his moustache and badly concussing himself causing another early retirement

 

[Shanghaistu]

We support Melbourne against Hawthorne, Carlton, Richmond and Collingwood only

Can we also add Sydney as a late inclusion?

 

[eth-dog]

Can we also add Sydney as a late inclusion?

 

[dank420_]

Honestly this thread just reminds me of Dean Bailey smacking the shit out of the roof of the interchange (and us).

 

[crackers65]

I can see Essendon big footy thread 2025 being as much about Melbourne as anything else. I might buy a tweed jacket and rent a chalet at Mt.Buller, just to feel some affiliation with them.

 

[Zach Package]

Someone should start spit shining and polishing the ‘Certified Legendary Thread’ tag now in preparation.

 

[Howard Moon]

Remember that time we had 34 players suspended, topped up with guys from the retirement village and what was found in the rubbish skip and Melbourne still let us win?

That's the spirit we are after here

 

[ant555]

 

[LB#16]

It's German for "the, Melbourne, the"

 

[Shanghaistu]

Odds paying $31 for a Melbourne premiership …. Obviously markets haven’t factored in our trade yet. Get in while there’s still time!!