Toast Deathriding Melbourne 2022! - Pick 14 it is!

[Gimmeafree]

That's fair, but I've only got so much hate to go around so had to introduce a relegation system.

Didn‘t think of that. Bulldogs, Stevic, Toby Greene, in fact every umpire. Maybe we need an Actively Dislike thread ?

 

[WhippingCupcakes]

 

[SGBeach]

Didn‘t think of that. Bulldogs, Stevic, Toby Greene, in fact every umpire. Maybe we need an Actively Dislike thread ?

Toby Greene, Eddie Mcguire, the opposition,
and Melbourne.. why not?

 

[mtooler]

Haha, talk about a hiding to nothing, Dees are near invincible.

 

[Jibroni]

I won't be death riding Melbourne even if we keep the pick, I like the Dee's and am happy for their fans, it is what it is and isn't their fault that Dawson is a prick.

Adelaide however.......

Try living here with them!

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Not looking to flash...

 

[rustycrate]

Haha, talk about a hiding to nothing, Dees are near invincible.

.....and they are sort of unhateable...which makes it much worse....

 

[GoTheSwannies]

See you guys 2nd week of finals... our best hope is a straight sets exit.

Edit: btw, I like the demons, really nothing to dislike about them. Some would say Oliver, but I don't mind the kid either.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

No worries - pick 18 has yielded Rance, Shuey, Kerr, Anthony Stephens & Rhyce Shaw

Rhyce Shaw

Age

42

Ht

182cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

12.0

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

313.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.4

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

1.6

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

.

And our sweet spot does tend to be the 18-30 range.

 

[Maximumlnsanity]

Maybe someone will want pick 17 & 18 and we can trade up?

 

[caesar88]

I dunno, after the Hewett move where we literally created our own bad luck, I'm not sure we're deserving of this kind of good luck. Plus I quite like Melbourne, and I back our ability to find a gun at any pick, so... que sera sera

 

[rustycrate]

I dunno, after the Hewett move where we literally created our own bad luck, I'm not sure we're deserving of this kind of good luck. Plus I quite like Melbourne, and I back our ability to find a gun at any pick, so... que sera sera

We are like the mum who had so many kids she did not know what to do with them....--> Still playing at rival clubs
Nank-Richmond-Premiership player
Mitchell-Hawthorn-Brownlow
Allir-Port-Local cult hero
Hewitt-Carlton-In their best 5 and a reason why they are top of the ladder
Parks-Carlton-still on their list
Hannebery-Saints-still in their bests as per pay scales go
Cameron-Collingwood-Still keeping them on the position on the ladder that we love
Dunkley-Western Bullshit-because we don't like people who like to associate with that so we did not pick him
Newman-Carlton-We liked him so much that we found someone who would pay him more
Jones-Saints-Had so much run we said run to Melbourne...and he did!!

You cannot say we are not the mostest club that helps out other clubs....

 

[Dubai Quacker]

We are like the mum who had so many kids she did not know what to do with them....--> Still playing at rival clubs
Nank-Richmond-Premiership player
Mitchell-Hawthorn-Brownlow
Allir-Port-Local cult hero
Hewitt-Carlton-In their best 5 and a reason why they are top of the ladder
Parks-Carlton-still on their list
Hannebery-Saints-still in their bests as per pay scales go
Cameron-Collingwood-Still keeping them on the position on the ladder that we love
Dunkley-Western Bullshit-because we don't like people who like to associate with that so we did not pick him
Newman-Carlton-We liked him so much that we found someone who would pay him more
Jones-Saints-Had so much run we said run to Melbourne...and he did!!

You cannot say we are not the mostest club that helps out other clubs....

I like that you’ve overlooked Mr “I don’t think Sydney fans have anything to worry about”.

 

[rustycrate]

I like that you’ve overlooked Mr “I don’t think Sydney fans have anything to worry about”.

We don't talk about that....

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Try living here with them!

I hear ya mate...

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Boys we back in business?

 

[Membling]

Boys we back in business?

Was looking for the thread!

May now get like pick 16. Maybe. Probably still pick 18.

 

[swanssince2002]

Imagine if we somehow got a top 10 pick out of this!

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Imagine if we somehow got a top 10 pick out of this!

Unlikely but Stranger things have happened!

 

[Jewelsbon]

Unlikely but Stranger things have happened!

Didn't North win the first 10 rounds a few years ago and then missed finals?

 

[Millky95]

Didn't North win the first 10 rounds a few years ago and then missed finals?

2016

North won the first 9 games in a row and were on top from rounds 4-11 before finishing the home and away season in 8th with a record of 11-10 and only 10% ahead of 9th place (St Kilda who were equal on points)

North then lost the elimination final by 62 points against Adelaide

 

[Pickitt]

I predict we'll do a melbourne and finish 17th like 2019

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

2016

North won the first 9 games in a row and were on top from rounds 4-11 before finishing the home and away season in 8th with a record of 11-10 and only 10% ahead of 9th place (St Kilda who were equal on points)

North then lost the elimination final by 62 points against Adelaide

.. a truly wonderful lolNorf effort.

 

[Membling]

I mean is it even mathematically possible at this point?

Edit: Nope. Not even if losing every single game for rest of the year

 

[mtooler]

Didn't North win the first 10 rounds a few years ago and then missed finals?

Yes and their board thread if you can find it on it was a hilarious read.