Review Dees v Handbaggers Apocalypse Now - the Good, the Bad and the Fugly

[AmericanAFL]

Meghan Markle is Queen

Finally a yank on the throne

 

[jhong]

Will we play the Pies on the Kings Bday??

Well we don't play the game on her actual birthday so probably , am hoping it's more a tribute to N.Daniher than to that old w***er (Chaarlie boy)

 

[ImissFrosty]

Finally a yank on the throne

she abdicated you know

 

[Bluelegs]

Finally a yank on the throne

If they have a kid in the States they could be President, yeah? Secret plan to bring the US back into the Commonwealth.

 

[AmericanAFL]

If they have a kid in the States they could be President, yeah? Secret plan to bring the US back into the Commonwealth.

Correct.

 

[jhong]

she abdicated you know

He abdicated , she was never Queen (Wallis Simpson i refer too )

 

[Bluelegs]

Correct.

 

[AmericanAFL]

Correct.

Frosty seems surprised so I’ll just add that she’s an American, so it’s not all that surprising. Anyway, doesn’t matter who your parents are, if you’re born in the states you’re a native born citizen and eligible to be President.

 

[ImissFrosty]

 

[ImissFrosty]

Frosty seems surprised so I’ll just add that she’s an American, so it’s not all that surprising. Anyway, doesn’t matter who your parents are, if you’re born in the states you’re a native born citizen and eligible to be President.

so i could be a chinese australian but if i were born in hawaii i'd be president?

 

[AmericanAFL]

so i could be a chinese australian but if i were born in hawaii i'd be president?

Eligible.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Eligible.

yes but i person of my extreme charisma and intellect would automatically be president

 

[AmericanAFL]

Won’t be long before GoH comes along to tell us that a Kenyan birth also qualifies.

 

[stEdy]

Surprised Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

47

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

didn't find a vote for Stanley (kicked a nice goal after a contested grab inside 50)

Melbourne v Geelong
10 Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

(MELB)
6 Christian Petracca

5

Christian Petracca

Age

28

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

(MELB)
6 Christian Salem

3

Christian Salem

Age

28

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.9

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

MG

350.6

5star

D

18.1

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.1

3star

MG

285.7

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.2

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

(MELB)
4 Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

(MELB)
3 Jack Viney

7

Jack Viney

Age

30

Ht

179cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.1

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

12.6

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.7

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

21.8

5star

K

10.3

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

4.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

(MELB)
1 Kysaiah Pickett

36

Kysaiah Pickett

Age

22

Ht

171cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

0.7

1star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

3.3

2star

M

0.7

1star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

0.8

1star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.8

4star

(MELB)

 

[mrmonkey]

Just realised the similarities between Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

goal to the former Melbourne great Jack Fitzpatrick

Jack Fitzpatrick

Age

32

Ht

200cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.8

2star

HB

3.4

3star

CL

0.8

3star

HO

5.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.2

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

4.0

3star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

4.2

5star

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I love Turner

describe Gawn's third quarter: "Good"

Max has kicked more goals than they have: "that's why we are winning"

Headless type answers to big questions

 

[ImissFrosty]

I love Turner

describe Gawn's third quarter: "Good"

Max has kicked more goals than they have: "that's why we are winning"

Headless type answers to big questions

damn....

tomorrow marks 1 month since we saw him last

 

[Bluelegs]

Surprised Chris Scott didn't find a vote for Stanley (kicked a nice goal after a contested grab inside 50)

Melbourne v Geelong
10 Max Gawn (MELB)
6 Christian Petracca (MELB)
6 Christian Salem (MELB)
4 Clayton Oliver (MELB)
3 Jack Viney (MELB)
1 Kysaiah Pickett (MELB)

Chris Scott shattered he couldn't give five votes to Gastro

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Rule Britannia! Marmalade and jam!
Five Chinese crackers up yer a-hole,
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!

Rule Britannia! Marmalade and jam!
Three Chinese crackers up yer a-hole,
BANG, BANG, BANG!

Rule Britannia! Marmalade and jam!
One Chinese crackers up yer a-hole,
BANG!

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

Q2 of Rd 23 the Cats piled on 8.1 to our 1.2, walked it out of centre clearance and scored 3 goals in less than a minute of game time.

In Q3 of the PF the Dees piled on 8.2 to 0.1, walked it out of centre clearance and kicked 3 goals in 40 seconds of game time.

Payback is sweet.

 

[Tulip]

would expect a tone down of the whole monarchy once Liz kicks the bucket tbh

That’s actually Prince Charles’ plan. ‘Slimmed down’ to just be himself and his direct descendants in public. That call may have a bit to do with his brother mind you.