Review Dees v West Horsham Crows @ World's End: the Good, Bad & Fugly, Rd 11, 2019

[TheDarkDwarf]

Fugly

The last quarter (alternatively, our season in total)

I bet we try and recruit him!

 

[Proper Gander]

6 beers takes a bit of work. I'd use the tray. Used to play soccer with a bloke who ordered 8 bourbon and cokes at a time and could fit one in each finger gap, but he was a 7' tall monster with an unholy tolerance for alcohol.

I’ve been a bartender (like every Australian who lived in London for a few years)

I was pretty much behind the bar pouring, but occasionally functions dictate table service. 6 pints is definitely tray-worthy and, like you say, cluster them at the centre of tray means stability.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

I’ve been a bartender, (like every Australian who lived in London for a few years).

I was pretty much behind the bar pouring, but occasionally functions dictate table service. 6 pints is definitely tray-worthy and, like you say, cluster them at the centre of the tray means stability.

Just saying, that's all!

 

[Proper Gander]

Just saying, that's all!

“Centre of tray” is a very common term amongst Australian bar workers in London

 

[stretcharmstrong]

Not even sure that he needed the platter tbh.

Lol, the word ‘tray’ was right there... platter!

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

“Centre of tray” is a very common term amongst Australian bar workers in London

Uh, Uh. No worries. As in put on centre of tray, (while you try imitating up a faux cockney accent).

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Lol, the word ‘tray’ was right there... platter!

Hate to break it to you but multiple words can mean the same thing

 

[Demon 16]

Hate to break it to you but multiple words can mean the same thing

Nah he’s right - you don’t bring out a platter of beers. You should have said ‘tray’.

 

[stretcharmstrong]

Hate to break it to you but multiple words can mean the same thing

Don’t even try to act like platter is an appropriate word to describe a tray of beers. How long did you pause waiting for the word tray to come to you before you gave up and went with that?

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Nah he’s right - you don’t bring out a platter of beers. You should have said ‘tray’.

A Platter of cheese perhaps?

 

[Cannon82]

A Platter of cheese perhaps?

That was my thought. Nibble your way through your cheese platter and then use it to bring back a few chardonnays, a couple of ports and a sherry. Very Melbourne supporter thing to do.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Don’t even try to act like platter is an appropriate word to describe a tray of beers. How long did you pause waiting for the word tray to come to you before you gave up and went with that?

I honestly don’t care enough to pause before I speak. Will take this one blemish if it has hurt you

 

[CrowBloke]

Poor Weid. He looks utterly broken. It was a bad miss but every other useless **** missed as well so he never should have had to shoulder that burden in the first place.

Agree totally.
I posted this on our Board @ 10.13 local time:
"I feel for that kid, Weideman. There were THREE gettable misses before his in the last, Gawn about 90 seconds before, so, unfair that's he's copping it for the loss. Ch.7 had their cameras on him for ages post-game. Unnecessary. He'd have felt bad enough anyway. ".
I thought Gawn was BoG, too, confirmed by today's AFLCA votes.

 

[Demon 16]

I honestly don’t care enough to pause before I speak. Will take this one blemish if it has hurt you

Blemish?

This is a highly serious violation!

 

[Cannon82]

Blemish?

This is a highly serious violation!

Agreed. Its on a par with reaching for the dessert spoon before the soup spoon. I would twitch my nose and raise one eyebrow in utter derision were I to witness such plebeian behaviour.

 

[TheCount]

Hate to break it to you but multiple words can mean the same thing

Thats absurd! Ridiculous! Laughable!

 

[stretcharmstrong]

I honestly don’t care enough to pause before I speak. Will take this one blemish if it has hurt you

Lol lighten up, almost nothing I post on here is serious mate

 

[Crimson Azure]

Lol lighten up, almost nothing I post on here is serious mate

So was this post serious? I just don’t know anymore.

 

[stretcharmstrong]

So was this post serious? I just don’t know anymore.

Choose your own adventure