Banter Dees vs Whorethorn opposition banter thread

Which is worse poo & wee or the Dees?

  • Poo & wee

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Dees

    Votes: 12 85.7%

  • Total voters
    14
  • Poll closed .

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MightyHawks

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Considering how much lewis and roughy love going to ground, I suggest the game should be best sorted out with those two mud wrestling.
I mean really and truly. it's not Lewis's fault he's not at his best. Doesn't take long for you guys to damage your star recruits - look how Stephen May is going for example
 

Crimson Azure

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Lamb on the spit
I have to apologize to all Melbourne fans (well those of you are young enough to use a computer) - I know I truly insulted you all in a previous banter thread by suggesting you’d be 0-6 at this stage of the season. I guess I overestimated the swannies
Underestimated you mean. No one can fail like us, no one. We still have 2/3 of a season to fail.
 

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MightyHawks

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Frawley's one of about half a dozen pensioners clogging up your list, I'm sure you'll find someone to wheel out for the occasion.
Was it Petracca or Brayshaw that you wasted the Frawley compensation pick on?

At least our old list cloggers won't clog the list up for too much longer - what do you plan to do with your younger list cloggers?
 

Proper Gander

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Was it Petracca or Brayshaw that you wasted the Frawley compensation pick on?

At least our old list cloggers won't clog the list up for too much longer - what do you plan to do with your younger list cloggers?
Trade them for inside mids with poor disposal
 

hawkman

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Was it Petracca or Brayshaw that you wasted the Frawley compensation pick on?

At least our old list cloggers won't clog the list up for too much longer - what do you plan to do with your younger list cloggers?
They could trade them for this star

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Hopefully no one here watches any non Melbourne games
 

Benwah83

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Half our starting 22 injured.

Zero confidence.

Playing a game style which we are too slow/unskilled to execute at our home ground.

Can't score over 60 points.

We got this.

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MightyHawks

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Chris Langford I reckon. You haven’t had a decent full back since him. One that hasn’t fallen foul of the law anyway (Croad, Lake).
Honestly if you look at Frawley he hasn't been a star for the five years he's been at Hawthorn, but his 2015 finals series was fabulous and not sure we win that flag without him

As you guys would know, one great finals series like you had last year can keep you content for years!
 

Proper Gander

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Honestly if you look at Frawley he hasn't been a star for the five years he's been at Hawthorn, but his 2015 finals series was fabulous and not sure we win that flag without him

As you guys would know, one great finals series like you had last year can keep you content for years!
What the actual?

In what universe are we coming across as even remotely content? For my part, and I’m pretty certain I’m not alone here, I’m legit ropeable 24/7
 
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