Beauty & Style Defecating oneself

[NSWCROW]

You all know what Thought thought , yeah ?

 

[HARKER]

How on earth is this thread sitting under the guise of Beauty & Health.

Not sure it qualifies for either.............and I won't be reading any further stories.

 

[Perth gal]

How on earth is this thread sitting under the guise of Beauty & Health.

Not sure it qualifies for either.............and I won't be reading any further stories.

Prude. Anyway emptying your bowels is healthy. Better out than an unwanted tenant!

 

[HARKER]

Prude. Anyway emptying your bowels is healthy. Better out than an unwanted tenant!

Not sure what lives inside you......or does it just come..........and go

 

[Perth gal]

Not sure what lives inside you......or does it just come..........and go

Same as what lives inside you I'd hazard a guess.

 

[HARKER]

Same as what lives inside you I'd hazard a guess.

You missed the joke...........it was a very poor joke...........but there was another way of looking at what I was saying.

 

[Marklar_33]

One time, at Universal Studios in Los Angeles

2nd day in America, so I wasn't quite accustomed to the diet. The old shart whilst pissing scenario. Discarded the jocks behind the toilet and avoided scary rides the rest of the day...

 

[HARKER]

One time, at Universal Studios in Los Angeles

2nd day in America, so I wasn't quite accustomed to the diet. The old shart whilst pissing scenario. Discarded the jocks behind the toilet and avoided scary rides the rest of the day...

Oh FFS.......you mean they were yours?

 

[Perth gal]

One time, at Universal Studios in Los Angeles

2nd day in America, so I wasn't quite accustomed to the diet. The old shart whilst pissing scenario. Discarded the jocks behind the toilet and avoided scary rides the rest of the day...

You ever heard of a bin pal?

 

[ioppolo]

One time, at Universal Studios in Los Angeles

2nd day in America, so I wasn't quite accustomed to the diet. The old shart whilst pissing scenario. Discarded the jocks behind the toilet and avoided scary rides the rest of the day...

The diet of fried, fried and grease?

 

[Marklar_33]

You ever heard of a bin pal?

Term is vaguely familiar, but getting from the cubicle to said bin, at an American theme park, with a pair of soiled undies...not keen

 

[Cruyff14]

You ever heard of a bin pal?

What is a bin pal?

Is it like a pen pal?

 

[Bingle_21]

What is a bin pal?

Is it like a pen pal?

Kinda like that. Except the letters you get are Rubbish.

 

[peternorth]

sharted at a mates place while sitting on a chair adorned with white upholstery. got up and looked worryingly down. luckily. no soil. slinked off to the dunny whereupon wiped myself down with heaps of paper, wet paper, and then dry paper again. luckily the watery poo penetrated my dacks only, and merely grazed my jeans.