Definitive List of West Coast Boardisms

[Truckosaurus]

Tent

Definition: An underhanded method of hiding or otherwise damaging the reputation of a player in order to draft them with a later pick.

Source: An unnamed teenage girl/hero and Jack Darling

Context: "That kid's stock just keeps rising, we need to get him in a tent."

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Churros

Definition: Seeing a player out for a feed. ie: When someone spotted Boots out for churros during the off-season.

Source: not obsessed, just a fan.

Context: "Shuey love sprinkles on his churros"

Pretty upset not to get referenced for this one.

 

[squashface]

Welcome to BigFooty....Can I buy you a drink sometime?

Definition: If you want to find love on an online football forum, this isn't the pick up line for you.

Source: _MKMatty's ill fated attempted at the above.
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...urned-job-done.1022052/page-302#post-38181949

Context: "Welcome to Bigfooty, and welcome to the #returnthewings movement! I noticed you're around my age. Can I buy you a drink sometime?

 

[Carbine Chaos]

matt_bas likes your post

Definition: You have posted anything, absolutely anything, and matt_bas has seen it

Source: avishka5's Alerts list

Context: "Wow, a harp seal! I wish matt_bas was here to share his thoughts."

 

[Bender_]

Pretty upset not to get referenced for this one.

You did on the second, and by definition, the inferior one.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

You did on the second, and by definition, the inferior one.

Good, it suits my inferiority complex.

 

[SpaceClef]

You did on the second, and by definition, the inferior one.

Revisions are always better.

 

[DickDunn]

Good thread! "Absolute trash" and jubilant Masto will always be my favs

 

[Mr Eagle]

Dog's Breakfast

Definition: Our clash jumper from 2000-2002.

Source: Mr Eagle and many other right-minded people

Context: "The next person to suggest that we wear the Dog's Breakfast for Heritage Round should be shot into the sun."

 

[Matele]

Welcome to BigFooty....Can I buy you a drink sometime?

Definition: If you want to find love on an online football forum, this isn't the pick up line for you.

Source: _MKMatty's ill fated attempted at the above.
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...urned-job-done.1022052/page-302#post-38181949

Context: "Welcome to Bigfooty, and welcome to the #returnthewings movement! I noticed you're around my age. Can I buy you a drink sometime?

So it's finally been immortalised.

At least I had a crack.

 

[boondy]

Freagle

Definition: Anything said in a positive manner about freo, or saying something critical about West coast, gets you called a freagle.

Source: This whole fkin board

Context: "ep2006 is not a west coast supporter hes a Freagle"

You are always positive about Freo
You are always negative about the Eagles
You are the only Freagle

 

[Eaglespur]

This thread gives me a nice little tingle.

 

[squashface]

Intangibles

Definition: Something Brant Colledge has

Source: Brant Colledge

Context: "I can bring a lot of intangibles to this team"- Brant Colledge

 

[Bender_]

This thread gives me a nice little tingle.

Redden may be pushing for a boardism birth IMO.

 

[squashface]

Redden may be pushing for a boardism birth IMO.

If he keeps putting in performances like he did yesterday he will

 

[QS]

Jubilant Masto

Definition: Expert ranking system.

Source: QS in this here thread https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-highlight-of-the-season-so-far.971772/page-2

Example: I rate Jetta's game 4.5 Jubilant Mastos out of 5.

****ing hell 2012!?!?

 

[QS]

GAME DAY BITCHES

Definition: The proper way to express your excitement on game day.

Source: Unknown. Doughboy uses is at lot, don't know if he came up with it..

Context: I got up early, smashed out a 45, grabbed a sub and now the boys are playing. Does it get any better? Game day bitches!

Earliest use was here: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...tterson-stadium.1051841/page-32#post-32187152

 

[Matele]

You're such an undervalued poster..

Definition: when a poster of high calibre makes a well timed or slick post with little fanfare.

Source: Myself praising Mr Eagle onetime, then regretting it forever when it became a meme on other boards.

Example: TBA

 

[QS]

So it's finally been immortalised.

At least I had a crack.

I see you're new here....

 

[QS]

Example: "You're such an undervalued poster Mr Eagle."

Probably not the best example

 

[Matele]

Probably not the best example

Just a filler until I can actually source the post

 

[QS]

Just a filler until I can actually source the post

Liked for edit.

 

[DanWCE]

matt_bas likes your post

Definition: You have posted anything, absolutely anything, and matt_bas has seen it

Source: avishka5's Alerts list

Context: "Wow, a harp seal! I wish matt_bas was here to share his thoughts."

Tears

 

[QS]

matt_bas likes your post

Definition: You have posted anything, absolutely anything, and matt_bas has seen it

Source: avishka5's Alerts list

Context: "Wow, a harp seal! I wish matt_bas was here to share his thoughts."

Surprised matt_bas hasn't like that post yet.

 

[squashface]

Surprised matt_bas hasn't like that post yet.

and that one