Media Delayed Media presents: The Definitive Username Ranking

[T2B_]

Did he just say "meese"?

Reminds me of Jar Jar Binks

 

[Chat Pile]

Reminds me of Jar Jar Binks

I did say just move past it.

 

[Kilroy]

I did say just move past it.

And you always said that.

 

[Chipmunk]

Change your name to Porplyzia to take the play on words to another level.

No, I’d incur a team sheet violation every week trying to spell it.

 

[Chat Pile]

THE FORGETTABLES




OK so I must have been in the midst of an epic ecstasy binge or something when I made this spreadsheet because the scores in the blue column are far, far more kind than these names deserve.

This group is made up of pretty much the most forgettable posters in the league with a couple of exceptions and I can say that with confidence because I doubt any of them will ever read this.

Your username should be a reflection of the type of player you are and these guys clearly have no aspirations or drive to be better.

Sswans gets a pass due to having exceptional ears, Okey too as he has the best CV I've ever seen and I can ignore the mess that is Ljp's name because of the work he puts in.

Beyond those 3, who are these people? Are they just resigned to clogging lists? What got them to this point?

Lack of imagination and class, that's what.​

 

[Chat Pile]

I guess boncer also gets a pass, but when was the last time he did anything of worth that wasn't werewolf related?

 

[PMBangers]

THE FORGETTABLES

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OK so I must have been in the midst of an epic ecstasy binge or something when I made this spreadsheet because the scores in the blue column are far, far more kind than these names deserve.

This group is made up of pretty much the most forgettable posters in the league with a couple of exceptions and I can say that with confidence because I doubt any of them will ever read this.

Your username should be a reflection of the type of player you are and these guys clearly have no aspirations or drive to be better.

Sswans gets a pass due to having exceptional ears, Okey too as he has the best CV I've ever seen and I can ignore the mess that is Ljp's name because of the work he puts in.

Beyond those 3, who are these people? Are they just resigned to clogging lists? What got them to this point?

Lack of imagination and class, that's what.​

Perfect title, I did forget these guys exist

 

[Supersuns]

THE FORGETTABLES

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OK so I must have been in the midst of an epic ecstasy binge or something when I made this spreadsheet because the scores in the blue column are far, far more kind than these names deserve.

This group is made up of pretty much the most forgettable posters in the league with a couple of exceptions and I can say that with confidence because I doubt any of them will ever read this.

Your username should be a reflection of the type of player you are and these guys clearly have no aspirations or drive to be better.

Sswans gets a pass due to having exceptional ears, Okey too as he has the best CV I've ever seen and I can ignore the mess that is Ljp's name because of the work he puts in.

Beyond those 3, who are these people? Are they just resigned to clogging lists? What got them to this point?

Lack of imagination and class, that's what.​

Boy I hope my relentless flirting with you has pushed me up the list

 

[Golumless]

Hey OP, I'm considering changing my name to:

G_0l_u--m__l-3_s_s45!


Thoughts?

 

[Chat Pile]

Hey OP, I'm considering changing my name to:

G_0l_u--m__l-3_s_s45!


Thoughts?

Names like that is why I pray not to wake up in the morning.

9/10

 

[The Half Back]

I guess boncer also gets a pass, but when was the last time he did anything of worth that wasn't werewolf related?

He won himself a Deestroy Medal.

 

[Rioli8217]

Lingua Ignota just put 'Rioli8217' in the bottom 20 already.

Anyway, what's my score?

 

[I Dont Care]

I think any username with a Z for its first letter deserves to be scaled above all others. Completely unbiased opinion.

Depends...is it spelt with a 'zed' or a 'zee'?

 

[Chat Pile]

Lingua Ignota just put 'Rioli8217' in the bottom 20 already.

Anyway, what's my score?

You, motherducker, can wait like everyone else.

I wanted to put in it the bottom 20 (which have already been released) but two things prevented that. "rioli" and the fact you have correct capitalisation.

 

[Chat Pile]

He won himself a Deestroy Medal.

Solid effort for such a s**t name. Now if only he could drop the 34 and get a capital letter in there he'd be a legend.

 

[I Dont Care]

Change your name to Porplyzia to take the play on words to another level.

Or the correct spelling Porplycia

 

[T2B_]

Surely I Dont Care is low down on the list, why his name even says how much effort he put in!

 

[Chat Pile]

Surely I Dont Care is low down on the list, why his name even says how much effort he put in!

 

[Marlowe]

Solid effort for such a sh*t name. Now if only he could drop the 34 and get a capital letter in there he'd be a legend.

Would help if he could spell Bouncer correctly too.

 

[Chat Pile]

The Last of the Negatives





Here we have the last of the players that received a negative scientific score but as the old saying goes "science isn't an exact science" and some of these names are actually pretty decent.

Heading the list we see TIF, Ned and Turbo. I can't help but feel if they could just sort their s**t out and correct their names then maybe their teams might not be such a mess. These 3 campaigners are so close to being top tier usernames.

Outside of those 3 there's still plenty of talent scattered throughout this list. Tarks is a personal favourite, everyone knows and loves pants, Callum Guns is a respected figure, fridge an up and comer and Agent93 is also there.

I can't accuse this bunch of lack of class or imagination because as we all know, they have it in spades, but what good is a 20 carat diamond covered in s**t?

Well it's still a 20 carat diamond you moron. All of these lazy arseholes need to ascend to 20 carat diamond level is a quick wash of username. A capital here, a space there and hey presto, the average scientific score of the league increases.

Cayz and Mike's username can die in a fire for all I care. Underscores at the beginning AND end of your name?

Utter filth.

I'm pretty happy with the personal scores I've given to this group, though maybe those with numbers in their name deserve another point docked from them.​

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The Last of the Negatives

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Here we have the last of the players that received a negative scientific score but as the old saying goes "science isn't an exact science" and some of these names are actually pretty decent.

Heading the list we see TIF, Ned and Turbo. I can't help but feel if they could just sort their sh*t out and correct their names then maybe their teams might not be such a mess. These 3 campaigners are so close to being top tier usernames.

Outside of those 3 there's still plenty of talent scattered throughout this list. Tarks is a personal favourite, everyone knows and loves pants, Callum Guns is a respected figure, fridge an up and comer and Agent93 is also there.

I can't accuse this bunch of lack of class or imagination because as we all know, they have it in spades, but what good is a 20 carat diamond covered in sh*t?

Well it's still a 20 carat diamond you moron. All of these lazy arseholes need to ascend to 20 carat diamond level is a quick wash of username. A capital here, a space there and hey presto, the average scientific score of the league increases.

Cayz and Mike's username can die in a fire for all I care. Underscores at the beginning AND end of your name?

Utter filth.

I'm pretty happy with the personal scores I've given to this group, though maybe those with numbers in their name deserve another point docked from them.​

Whatevs campaigner! I'm dripping in diamonds!!!!

 

[Marlowe]

TheInjuryFactory is just a visually ugly mess of letters. Like no offense, but it looks terrible when written out.

 

[U2tigers]

The Last of the Negatives

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Here we have the last of the players that received a negative scientific score but as the old saying goes "science isn't an exact science" and some of these names are actually pretty decent.

Heading the list we see TIF, Ned and Turbo. I can't help but feel if they could just sort their sh*t out and correct their names then maybe their teams might not be such a mess. These 3 campaigners are so close to being top tier usernames.

Outside of those 3 there's still plenty of talent scattered throughout this list. Tarks is a personal favourite, everyone knows and loves pants, Callum Guns is a respected figure, fridge an up and comer and Agent93 is also there.

I can't accuse this bunch of lack of class or imagination because as we all know, they have it in spades, but what good is a 20 carat diamond covered in sh*t?

Well it's still a 20 carat diamond you moron. All of these lazy arseholes need to ascend to 20 carat diamond level is a quick wash of username. A capital here, a space there and hey presto, the average scientific score of the league increases.

Cayz and Mike's username can die in a fire for all I care. Underscores at the beginning AND end of your name?

Utter filth.

I'm pretty happy with the personal scores I've given to this group, though maybe those with numbers in their name deserve another point docked from them.​

Sure is some crap right there.

 

[I Dont Care]

Surely I Dont Care is low down on the list, why his name even says how much effort he put in!

I don't put any effort in at all...I just amuse myself watching how all the clowns try to come up with different avenues to the coveted beez they hold so dear

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I remember when _Mike_ was one of the biggest pains for simmers when he had a double underscore at the end of his name.