Media Delayed Media presents: The Definitive Username Ranking

[The Filth Wizard]

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I knew Kanye was behind this dammit.

 

[Chat Pile]

Does anyone know why GREENESHOOTS is yelling?

Probably because he plays for the Furies. I imagine it's more of a cry for help.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Must say I am enjoying the obscurity of retirement. In 2.2 millennia I have only had 4 names -
Horace
Bloodied52
Grand Uncle Horace
I laugh at the Blues

I am continually surprised people change their names so frequently.

 

[Chat Pile]

Must say I am enjoying the obscurity of retirement. In 2.2 millennia I have only had 4 names -
Horace
Bloodied52
Grand Uncle Horace
I laugh at the Blues

I am continually surprised people change their names so frequently.

Again, you're still on the list and will be included. Even though I don't like tagging I will tag you just to spite you. Also, join the Gumbies. You can stay retired and we get an extra active number. Win win.

 

[Greenery]

Probably because he plays for the Furies. I imagine it's more of a cry for help.

Chicken or the egg.
Seems your rankings are focused solely on the aesthetics of the name, quite disappointing.

 

[Chat Pile]

Chicken or the egg.
Seems your rankings are focused solely on the aesthetics of the name, quite disappointing.

What do you expect from a dropkick like me? Timely and in-depth analysis? Please. Hit up someone with any semblance of ability and intelligence if that's what you're after.

But to slightly correct you, the scientific score focuses purely on composition, not aesthetics. I however, not being a ******* robot, like to talk about how it looks and makes me feel.

Your name for instance... makes me feel sick. Couldn't handle typing out a proper name like an adult could you? It's all good, it's a challenge to rise above your natural programming of being a failure. I understand that better than most.

 

[Greenery]

What do you expect from a dropkick like me? Timely and in-depth analysis? Please. Hit up someone with any semblance of ability and intelligence if that's what you're after.

But to slightly correct you, the scientific score focuses purely on composition, not aesthetics. I however, not being a ******* robot, like to talk about how it looks and makes me feel.

Your name for instance... makes me feel sick. Couldn't handle typing out a proper name like an adult could you? It's all good, it's a challenge to rise above your natural programming of being a failure. I understand that better than most.

I don't really take the name very seriously, I wanted to write one comment when I made this account and down the rabbit hole I went, it reflects my personality on here well, so I'm happy with it.
To feel ashamed about a username would reflect a very sick conscience.

 

[Chat Pile]

I wanted to write one comment when I made this account and down the rabbit hole I went

If something's worth doing...

it reflects my personality on here well

What... Ill-conceived? A mistake? Rubbish?

To feel ashamed about a username would reflect a very sick conscience.

We prefer the term 'sad, bitter, little men' thank you very much.

 

[Chat Pile]

If something's worth doing...

I should probably start taking my own advice.

 

[por_please_ya]

GREENESHOOTS at least you're not second to last on the list

 

[Greenery]

GREENESHOOTS at least you're not second to last on the list

Que?

Don't worry, operations are under way to make my name even less palatable to the Aunty Ignota

 

[Chat Pile]

Que?

Don't worry, operations are under way to make my name even less palatable to the Aunty Ignota

I'm looking forward to see what you produce.

 

[por_please_ya]

I'm looking forward to see what you produce.

GrEen_E_sHoOtS

 

[Greenery]

GrEen_E_sHoOtS

That actually has aesthetic symmetry, I think Ignota might appreciate that.

 

[Chat Pile]

GrEen_E_sHoOtS

No word of a lie, I physically recoiled when the page loaded and I saw that. Well played.

 

[Chat Pile]

That actually has aesthetic symmetry, I think Ignota might appreciate that.

 

[Greenery]

I'm starting to think you might actually like my new username (if the big man responds)

 

[Chat Pile]

I'm starting to think you might actually like my new username (if the big man responds)

the fact that someone is trying to change their name, even if they were going to anyway and even if it's only to make me sick, means I've had an impact.

 

[Greenery]

the fact that someone is trying to change their name, even if they were going to anyway and even if it's only to make me sick, means I've had an impact.

I had to seriously self reflect after our chat earlier.

 

[Chat Pile]

I had to seriously self reflect after our chat earlier.

I have to do that thrice daily.

 

[Greenery]

I have to do that thrice daily.

That's impressive, I usually consider that chat to myself as the reflection, but to reflect on that is game changing.

 

[Chat Pile]

That's impressive, I usually consider that chat to myself as the reflection, but to reflect on that is game changing.

I wouldn't recommend it if I'm honest.

Its like staring into the abyss but the abyss is really bitchy and critical.

 

[PMBangers]

I am extremely invested in this ngl

 

[Chat Pile]

I am extremely invested in this ngl

Want a sneak preview?

 

[PMBangers]

Want a sneak preview?

I dont even knkw if my name has featured yet, I assume not given it's elite