Oppo Camp Delusional Pearlers IV
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Doss
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- Aug 1, 2011
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Didn't get to watch much of the game today. I take it Melk was awful?
Mercuri Rising
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Couldn't have put it better myself. Make sure you appreciate Good Melksham when he manifests :/
DapperJong
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Hi
Yoda_
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Meh
Drummer_19
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That's pretty much him, can kick flat 60m bullets but will miss guys constantly 15m away or hold on to it too long and get run down since he has no awareness.
Proper Gander
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He is literally the most annoying player I have ever seen. I spent a good part of Monday ranting at an Essendon supporter about him, who thinks the whole thing is hilarious. He plays vaguely like a player for a bit, then time and time again *s everything up with some crap casual "hey I'm so clever I don't need to try" dinky little kick off a step, and turns the ball over under literally no pressure. And I can't even think what to say about his faux clever "handball without looking" to fool the opponent. Only it fools the receiver as well, and goes nowhere near the guy anyway, and we turn it over again.
I could live with the turnovers. Hell, I have been for a decade. But it's turning it over in such new, exotic, no pressure ways that is seriously affecting my health and its round two. I'm organising a class action for Melbourne board posters. We might sue Essendon. I'm not certain for what, but it will be something.
Also, you know him of old. Does his hair come in another formation? If I'm to make it through the season the current look has to go.
freddy mercury
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- Mar 20, 2009
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Just read on the Carlton board " Smedts to Fantasia " ** Puts life savings on Fantasia most goals **
Lord Nicholson
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27th option is usually the one Melksham opts for after spending 5 minutes contemplating it
Rack Watts
Here's MASON
Proper Gander he tends to choose when he wants to play well, he will smash Essendon when he plays us, I just know it.
eth-dog
Tier 1 WW Player
Yep. And it'll be one where the game is extremely tight (sub 10 points). He produced that against Geelong in his second year. He did something similar to Carlton a few years back as well.
The thing I like about Melksham the most though is his goal kicking. If you're up by 50 and can't lose a game, he will guarantee spray it. However if you're down by 3 with a minute left he will nail the shot every single time. It is the strangest thing I have ever seen.
Lord Nicholson
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I'm sure he has some cosmic rationale.
CBombers17
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Sounds like the Missus.
Autobahn
Premiership Player
Demons recruiter:
Q: Jake, when was the last time you played a blinder?
A: 2011 against Geelong
Q: Jake, when was the last time you played a blinder?
A: 2011 against Geelong
Mercuri Rising
Never follow a plane down
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the Melk giveth, and the Melk more often taketh away
