Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[The Speaker]

On whether norf fans are introverts at the footy..

Whenever I see crowd shots of Essendon supporters, it's basically just middle class office workers.

 

[Dave]

Umm.. what do you think he got the 50 immediately preceding this for?

Ssshhh. It was soft, just the the free kick he got. Lets just pretend he didn't actually mark the ball, after all we are living in MM's alternate universe.

 

[dnbassador]

From the Norf Board #22vs22

 

[Hamez]

NM media manager on Twitter:

 

[Stopher]

Amazing.

 

[Pweter]

NM media manager on Twitter:

 

[Dave]

Waaaaaaah. Mummy, the bad man was mean to me!!!

 

[TheFrenchCut]

NM media manager on Twitter:

1 - This is incredible

2 - It confirms my suspicion that Stringer has the potential to become one of our truly great villains

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

Carlolton

 

[Beerfish]

Congratulations on the 15 year contract Marc.

 

[Andronicus]

You know I actually believe we deserved a lot more free kicks over the years than we've actually received. Guys like Darling, Kennedy, NN have been seriously scragged, blocked and chopped over the years but the umpires have just let opposition get away with a lot of it.

Eagles fan in their autopsy thread after we beat them.

 

[TheGrizz]

Eagles fan in their autopsy thread after we beat them.

I....just.....it doesnt....

Yeah i cant even respond to that. Astonishing.

 

[Jade]

All of the below came from a single post - I s**t you not:

Essendon have the softest mid field in the comp

Currently have the number one tackler in the comp, for a start.

But on top of that, Essendon have the 8th ranked stoppage side in the game (norf 12th), are the 6th best tackling side (norf 10th), a lowly 13th for centre clearances (but norf are 15th).

and we will bully them on Sunday.

Smashed in clearances, beaten in tackles, beaten in contested ball.

Without Daniher there forward line looks weak.

Kicked 19 goals.

We have one of the best decences in the comp

Conceded 19 goals.

- front runners like Stinger and Fantasia won’t get their soft joe the goose goals.

Four to Fantasia, Three to Stringer.

Stinger also blows up after quarter time.

Kicked 3.1 after quarter time.

They also have their fair share of spuds playing - Dea,

More touches than Atley

Brown,

More touches than Wood

Tippa,

16 touches, three inside 50s, three tackles, a goal, and the best goal assist of the year.

Myers,

Two goals, team of the week.

Langford,

Career best form LOLOLOLOL.

McKernan

all shouldn’t be in a list let alone playing AFL.

 

[Andronicus]

All of the below came from a single post - I s**t you not:



Currently have the number one tackler in the comp, for a start.

But on top of that, Essendon have the 8th ranked stoppage side in the game (norf 12th), are the 6th best tackling side (norf 10th), a lowly 13th for centre clearances (but norf are 15th).



Smashed in clearances, beaten in tackles, beaten in contested ball.

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Kicked 19 goals.



Conceded 19 goals.



Four to Fantasia, Three to Stringer.



Kicked 3.1 after quarter time.



More touches than Atley



More touches than Wood



16 touches, three inside 50s, three tackles, a goal, and the best goal assist of the year.



Two goals, team of the week.



Career best form LOLOLOLOL.

Wasted in here.

Was it one of the most obvious 3 posters?

 

[Jade]

Merret especially is weak with any physical pressure.

32 touches, 16 contested, 7 tackles and a goal - in the coaches votes.

But cutting out their timid captain might be the preference.

34 touches, 12 contested, 10 inside 50s - in the coaches votes.

 

[Jade]

Cunners will have a massive smile on his face when their powder puff mids line up in the midfield. They all struggle to get more than a handful of contested possessions and only Smith runs two ways. Cunners is a massive chance to re break his contested record.

Oh yeah, big smile.

 

[Jade]

Lol, * posters are advocating sending their chief s**t-truck in Myers to tag Cunnington, funniest thing I've read all year.

 

[LB#16]

NM media manager on Twitter:

Remember when Hooker ruffled that kid's hair and they swore they'd show him the next time the two clubs met? yeah ok.

 

[Doss]

Considering the mess Fantasia has made of Collingwood a few times already, that’s especially gold.

 

[Jade]

The scum only have 3-4 quick players themselves mate. I don't reckon it's a huge issue as long as we get the match ups correct.

So which was it? More than four? Or did you * the matchups up?

 

[DapperJong]

wow cunnington has an unfortunate head

 

[Runk]

All of the below came from a single post - I s**t you not:



Currently have the number one tackler in the comp, for a start.

But on top of that, Essendon have the 8th ranked stoppage side in the game (norf 12th), are the 6th best tackling side (norf 10th), a lowly 13th for centre clearances (but norf are 15th).



Smashed in clearances, beaten in tackles, beaten in contested ball.

View attachment 522080



Kicked 19 goals.



Conceded 19 goals.



Four to Fantasia, Three to Stringer.



Kicked 3.1 after quarter time.



More touches than Atley



More touches than Wood



16 touches, three inside 50s, three tackles, a goal, and the best goal assist of the year.



Two goals, team of the week.



Career best form LOLOLOLOL.

MB worthy

 

[Jade]

We'll win. We owe them. We always owe them.

 

[Jade]

Playing North has been Essendon's grand final since 1999.

Well except for the two actual Grand Finals we've played since then.

 

[Jade]

Seriously, when was the last time we lost 2 in a row to the drug cheats?

Three days ago.