Opposition Camp Delusional Pearlers IV

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emblurr

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May 1, 2008
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All North’s issues with having a smaller supporter base stem from being cut out of the VFL at startup, despite brief a strong enough club, by the jealous bastards up the road.
There you go. We are responsible for North's small supporter base. Hasn't seemed to hurt Hawthorn's supporter base which entered the VFL the same year as North. People are just not that into them.

Interesting though Hawthorn haven't given an update on their membership numbers since December 2018 when it was 60295.

 

Lore

Dec 14, 2015
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There you go. We are responsible for North's small supporter base. Hasn't seemed to hurt Hawthorn's supporter base which entered the VFL the same year as North. People are just not that into them.

Interesting though Hawthorn haven't given an update on their membership numbers since December 2018 when it was 60295.


This is actually kind of fun to look back on.
 

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Beerfish

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I could only get through 19 pages of their 28 page autopsy. Unfortunately the level headed people get outscreeched by the usual minority of repetitive, delusional posters.

I found this one above and beyond the usual lack of self awareness though.

They'd be diving off the west gate bridge if the siren goes 90 seconds earlier.
 

TheGrizz

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I could only get through 19 pages of their 28 page autopsy. Unfortunately the level headed people get outscreeched by the usual minority of repetitive, delusional posters.

I found this one above and beyond the usual lack of self awareness though.
Thats extraordinary.

That goes far beyond the greatest of ironies.
 

Stopher

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Jul 19, 2012
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I could only get through 19 pages of their 28 page autopsy. Unfortunately the level headed people get outscreeched by the usual minority of repetitive, delusional posters.

I found this one above and beyond the usual lack of self awareness though.
Wow. For further irony, see their complaints about Tippa...because Lindsay Thomas was just a figment of my imagination.
 

Harlequin

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"Our fav Norfie in the Adelaide autopsy thread]
Am I the only person who thinks it's very bizarre as to how hard their list can run, and KEEP running? I mean, it's really off the charts abnormal.

I don't remember half of the players in that side tonight being noted for that level of running as juniors. This is 2013 level bizarre stuff.

I reckon they're up to something again.
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scythe

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To continue the theme...

LOL, look at all these campaigners in here 10 minutes after a match against another team!

.............and they waffle on with that faux dismissive crap about NOT having some rivalry with us?!

You putrid ****ing s**tmen are OBSESSSED with us!

Now..............HOW THE fu** DID THOSE NAMELESS SPUDS COME COMPLETELY OUT OF THE ****ING CLOUDS AND LEARN TO RUN LIKE THAT AND KEEPRUNNING LIKE THAT!!!

WHAT CRAP IS YOUR CHEMIST COACH PUMPING IN TO THEM THIS TIME?

YOU HAVE OVERDONE IT AGAIN, YOU COMPLETE IDIOTS!
Poor bloke needs a big ol' cuddle.
 

scythe

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Snake Baker is f****** hilarious, having melts on their non-North thread about EFC players being on peds again. We've been found out. Well done, Snakey.
And he reckons we're obsessed with them. I'm no shrink, but I believe the books call that psychological projection.
 

ghostdog

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And he reckons we're obsessed with them. I'm no shrink, but I believe the books call that psychological projection.
Going to their board was an afterthought. I wondered what they're making of tonight's game. My curiosity was rewarded 😁

Maybe I am obsessed. I'm okay with that as long as they keep it entertaining.
 

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