Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[Bomber_Dan]

damm Bomber_Dan . but you missed the follow up which was better.

Bahahaha

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

“It won’t surprise me to see Danky start being a bit loose with the lips regarding Essendon.

The smallest inclination that he’s going to tell everyone where the bodies are buried and a large sum will find its way to his letterbox.”

#head*ed

 

[HirdyLannister]

Welcome to Paul Conners doggy supporter!

You don't see schaches manager grand standing like this goose Connors either. Bringing Jakes father into it is a disgrace.

I don't remember any agent before behaving like Connors. It's unbelievable. He too has a duty of care here and he has disqualified himself.

Lets take a breath here - Connors throwing the mental health card at us is despicable and belittles those players who genuinely suffer from mental health issues. He throws it around as a negotiating tool.

Is this professional?

Id be telling Connors he has totally screwed this process by not representing Jakes best interests but instead representing Essendons best interest. Doing Dodoros dirty work.

I would tell him to get his client ready to play for us - or we are going to publicly push for his deregistration as unfit to be an agent.

This has been despicable. He has spent 2 weeks reducing Jakes value.

He has not got Jake the best deal. He is not sensitive to Jakes personal issues or his behaviour - Connors has been grand standing like his in an agent in Hollywood movie.

Rather then trying to diffuse things he keeps pouring fuel in the fire.

**** him.

This public circus must never happen again and we have a responsibility to tell Connors and Essendon it's not acceptable

And watch them sook - in the media - when you give it to them between the eyes.

 

[Dave]

Wow.

 

[boncer34]

Breath taking

 

[Old Campaigner]

noice

 

[Stopher]

At least Essendon supporters can say that the entire club was copping it from all over the place for years to somewhat explain some of the more extreme views on here.

They've had one disgruntled player for a few weeks...less than 1 year after a ******* flag!

 

[Runk]

Adelaide asking fro Dayne Zorko surely belongs in here! SURELY!!

 

[Stopher]

Adelaide asking fro Dayne Zorko surely belongs in here! SURELY!!

Unless they means Cameron AND pick 10!

 

[Whispering_Jack]

#Essendonmediamafia

 

[Runk]

Unless they means Cameron AND pick 10!

I feel like Ned Ryerson from Groundhog Day 'That one's a DOOOOOZY!'

 

[Lord Nicholson]

#Essendonmediamafia

If only Whateley supported us. We would have a ready made Tessio and Clemenza.

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[Beerfish]

Dodo made sure that they were the only suitors.

#essendonmafia

 

[iDon]

I have found my new calling in life. Finding these pearlers. It is fantastic fun.

 

[Jade]

Welcome to Paul Conners doggy supporter!

 

[bombreys]

Somebody call the Trade Police!

This is great.

He or she is suggesting that the 'media' at large needs to be looked into for impacting Stringer's trade value. I'd start with Karl Stefanovic.

 

[Beerfish]

#essendonmafia

Further to this

How could he possibly influence the thoughts of any other club? Nothing to do with him.

We played a role in that ourselves early on.

I was coming from the angle he made sure he had Connors and others in the media on side running with a script that would assist in getting sole rights to Jake

Ohhhhh well in that case..

 

[DapperDon]

So that dick Connors also manages jack watts? Can we get him deregistered?

He seems to think his job is basically to devalue his clients. In every picture he looks like his been on the piss all night.

Some one tell me - what is his value? Why is he the only buffoon parading fathers in front of the media?

This goose is an embarrassment to the league.

Does he really think Melbourne and the Bulldogs are malicious? How has he helped either Jake or jack?

Does it enter his puny drug ****** mind that maybe just maybe it would help if he pushed back a little and offered players who are a little off track the bigger picture - some wisdom - some direction.

Absolute scum

 

[Jade]

Errr well, he got Watts to his club of choice, and will more than likely do the same with Stringer.

Thanks for playing though.

 

[Runk]

I know we've being saying it a lot in here of late, but that's #salty.

 

[Beerfish]

Nice to make Essendon sweat a little more, if only for another 24 hours

 

[Jade]

Where are the articles from Sam McClure and the other Hun cheerleaders praising this as a masterstroke by Macca forcing Essendon to re-bid because we can't use two extra second rounders?

*ing LOL. Because, cupcake, Essendon hasn't been forced in to anything. The Dogs will take the offer that has been in place since last Thursday, or they won't and we take two second rounders to the draft after already securing two players.

 

[Donakebab]

You guys are experts on PR disasters. The PR disaster will be there for Connors and the Essendon media mafia and that Muppet Cooney all leading Jake down the river. Yesterday, there were dads, mental health issues, the day before Nixon was up talking about unsafe workplaces. Connors does look like his been sober for a month.

Your club has again shown a complete disregard for player welfare with this Stringer trade. 16 other clubs walked away and respected that they couldn't get what we wanted and that it was probably best to leave the bulldogs and Jake to sort it out. But not the "whatever it takes" club - you guys conducted the most embarrassing campaign we have ever seen. It surpasses anything we have seen with either Ablett or Franklin trades.

Shame on you

Wait, we're the ones who have failed Jake and his welfare. What a deadshit.

 

[DapperDon]

This is why you don't pay attention to Gary anymore.

He has lost it like Leigh Matthews

 

[Dave]

#head*ed