Prediction Demons Commentary Catch-phrase thread (sponsored by Kelli Underwood)

[Bluelegs]

You nicked that one from me!

Well you certainly know how to Pickett them!

 

[MarcMaverick]

Fraser a Rosman by any other name would still be as Jordan Sweet.

Kye head-of-Declase

That Daw is made of Majak/Do not open that Majak Daw

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Majak Daw

Age

33

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

D/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

.

Daniel is Turnering the screws.

He is not Adam Tomlinson

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Adam Tomlinson

Age

30

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.5

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

5.8

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

2.3

3star

D

15.5

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.3

4star

any more . He's Adam Tomlin-dad!

Bailey Laurie is safe as Houses.

Jayden is in the Hunt here, Rex.

 

[Proper Gander]

Fraser a Rosman by any other name would still be as Jordan Sweet.

Kye head-of-Declase

That Daw is made of Majak/Do not open that Majak Daw.

Daniel is Turnering the screws.

He is not Adam Tomlinson any more . He's Adam Tomlin-dad!

Bailey Laurie is safe as Houses.

Jayden is in the Hunt here, Rex.

I love “head of Declase”

 

[Proper Gander]

Fraser a Rosman by any other name would still be as Jordan Sweet.

Kye head-of-Declase

That Daw is made of Majak/Do not open that Majak Daw.

Daniel is Turnering the screws.

He is not Adam Tomlinson any more . He's Adam Tomlin-dad!

Bailey Laurie is safe as Houses.

Jayden is in the Hunt here, Rex.

Actually all of that is class stuff

 

[Imet Hassa]

Dory_77
His opponent has channelled Chairman Mao and has attempted to eradicate Sparrow with that tackle!
[/QUOTE]
Thus of course leading to us being starved of opportunities. (Is it bad form to make light of 30 million deaths)

 

[Proper Gander]

Dory_77
His opponent has channelled Chairman Mao and has attempted to eradicate Sparrow with that tackle!

Thus of course leading to us being starved of opportunities. (Is it bad form to make light of 30 million deaths)
[/QUOTE]

 

[schmuttt]

Have we lost a game where Underwood has commentated?

 

[Proper Gander]

Have we lost a game where Underwood has commentated?

Probably. We’ve lost so many. But not this year so she is gold

 

[sharp450]

So far we have had:

“That’s why they call him Slick Fritch” (originally terrible - but improved as a kind of cult starter)

“Buzzing around like a mozzie, Kosi (dreadful)

“Enjoyed it to the Max” (not bad - would be better if it hadn’t sounded pre-prepared)

There was another zinger today about Pickett - would be very grateful if someone could remind me what that little gem was.

I was sad that Dogga didn’t get a fifth goal so we could see whether Jackson 5 had an outing.

What are some other zingers we would like to see? I think there is a lot of potential around Kosi like “you can’t cross the Pickett line” (following a tackle or whatever) or even “it won’t heal if you Pickett” (no idea what scenario that gets used in really). I would also like to see “cry me a Rivers” but again I’m not certain where that goes or why.

Harmes also has zinger potential but underused. Probably because Harmes needs a slightly better game before the “in Harmes way” stuff gets a real run

The full quote is "Slick Hair, Slick Kick, That’s why they call him Slick Fritsch"....embarrasing

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Excellent summary by Supermercado in demonblog

The biggest disappointment of the day, even more than narrowly falling short of the famous 100 point mark, was that Kelli Underwood was given every chance to say 'Slick Fritsch' again but wouldn't come to the party. Unlike BTs and Dwayne she seems to have some degree of self-awareness, and should have gone on pretending it was a real thing. It wasn't before she said it, now some of us really do want to call him that. Refer to Bart Simpson when everyone wanted him to say the famous line. Only she didn't, and for that we are all poorer

 

[Bluelegs]

Excellent summary by Supermercado in demonblog

 

[MarcMaverick]

Actually all of that is class stuff

T(yla)Hanks, Peter Moore where that came from.

Aaron Davey and Nathan Jones sank the opposition into the Davey Jones locker

Brad just gave the Demons the Green light to Victory.

Michael Newton disproved the theory of gravity.

Russelmania is runnin' wild.

Daisy Pearces the heart of the opposition with a goal.

Steven May becomes Steven Will

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

T(yla)Hanks, Peter Moore where that came from.

Aaron Davey and Nathan Jones sank the opposition into the Davey Jones locker

Brad just gave the Demons the Green light to Victory.

Michael Newton disproved the theory of gravity.

Russelmania is runnin' wild.

Daisy Pearces the heart of the opposition with a goal.

Steven May becomes Steven Will

flew too close to the sun mate

 

[MarcMaverick]

flew too close to the sun mate

Well we did play them a couple of days ago.

 

[Dancing Potato]

Salem burns off his opponent.

Demon fans would be saying, May the ball be with him.

He might be Brayshawt, but he's standing Braytall right now.

They've taken him off for some Brayshore leave.

This. Is. SPARGO.

From the boundary...it's...THE BANANA FRITTA, and that's a BANANA SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE.

 

[Imet Hassa]

Kelli surprisingly philosophical
“Nietschke having a shocker. He’s staring into the abyss and it’s staring right back at him!”

 

[Proper Gander]

Kelli surprisingly philosophical
“Nietschke having a shocker. He’s staring into the abyss and it’s staring right back at him!”

Are you going to force me to use the mother cat?

 

[Dark Avenger]

Jake Bowey alone on the wing.

 

[Imet Hassa]

Are you going to force me to use the mother cat?

I believe I have already had that experience, twice would an honour.

 

[Bluelegs]

Kelli surprisingly philosophical
“Nietschke having a shocker. He’s staring into the abyss and it’s staring right back at him!”

Alternatively,

"Nietschke is having an absolute blinder. He truly is the Übermensch!"

 

[Demonised]

I can't believe that no-one has offered 'Goodwin? You bet it was.'

 

[SackLunch]

“Petracca runs into the open goal… and he’s missed! He really screwed the pooch on that one. That’s why they call him Petfarcca”

 

[ABray10]

Don't play a first gamer on the Pettyphile

Slightly disgusted at myself for how hard I laughed at this.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Calling Neal-Bullen’s goals last night: “That wasn’t Nealy good, that was really good!”

 

[Simon_Says]

Kellie Underwood regarding Jack Flanders
"The freak from Fish Creek"
Stop