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Once upon a time there was a prince. This was no ordinary prince. This prince's dad ( the king) felt really sorry for his son (the prince) The prince (bless his cotton socks) was born with two penises. They felt it unfair if he wifed someone with only 1 vulva. So they searched far and wide, across land and sea and in the air and on the beaches, but they could not find a wife for him. Eventually the prince died of heart break, a lonely old man, who never had kids. The kingdom died as a result. The poor prince became a ghost, hunting the world for a woman with two vulva's. After many centuries he finally realized he would never find a wife so he started having sex with peoples noses when they slept. This is why people go to bed at night ok and wake up with a snuffy nose.The prince visited you in your sleep and had sex with each nostril simultaneously, blocking it with his sperm. so next time you get runny nose, remember its royal sperm.
I just read something similar to that earlier (newsfeed on fb). Not exactly the most tightest screw (author) out there, but they used their madness constructively, artistically. use it or lose it.
I just read something similar to that earlier (newsfeed on fb). Not exactly the most tightest screw (author) out there, but they used their madness constructively, artistically. use it or lose it.
