Sound like fun! My testicles are as described and would enjoy the opportunity of a public airing. I may take you up on the challenge!I resent the implication that Steve McKee had any Clydesdale characteristics at all and find your statement deeply offensive on behalf of my breed. I suggest we settle this in standard stallion vs stallion fashion. That customarily involves a lot of loud noise, some stomping, general prancing, pointed mutual groin sniffing, and leaving steaming poo piles as testimony to our individual bona fides and bodacious cojones.
If you need to know what that looks like you can find examples on youtube or if you prefer just enter any Dayne Beams thread at your own risk.