Derby dreaming

[Silversurfer]

So the derby rolls back into town in a few weeks time. With the egirls once again riding a tidal wave of dubious free kicks inside thier forward fifty to victory this season, what do we have to do to ruin thier run to a top four finish?. My wish is for a call up for Sandilands and Jono to stiffen up the spine, Yarran to explode kicking 5 snaggers and the Ape to wrecking ball the Fourth Reich's tall defenders into early retirements. Last but not least, it would be poetic if the great man with the number 29 on his back takes a mark two seconds before the final siren, 50 out and us 5 points down, then calmly drives it through the big sticks and raises a clenched fist one last time for his purple army. Amen

 

[Cobbler]

Fair dream.
I'm not usually one to condone rough play BUT if Shuey ducks I hope someone knocks him out. If Darling throws his head back, I hope he twinges a muscle.
That's is all.

 

[Undertaker]

Fair dream.
I'm not usually one to condone rough play BUT if Shuey ducks I hope someone knocks him out. If Darling throws his head back, I hope he twinges a muscle.
That's is all.

I hope we smash them and knock them out of top 4 contention

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I'm committing the ultimate act of shame by bringing a West Coast supporter to the game and I don't even care.

I hope we don't get smashed.

 

[Kram]

Harsh on Naitanui, he's just unco and a bit clueless on a footy field.

Darling is a jellyfish though, definitely needs some tough man Tony Abbott tactics applied there when the fairy ducks.

 

[Carnthedockers]

To think they have barely had an injury all year, and are still stinking it up. They are seriously cooked.
Its delicious.

 

[Admiral Byng]

Too harsh on Naitanui.

As for Darling, a neck injury is most likely to be self-inflicted through throwing his head back too hard looking for a free.

 

[Carnthedockers]

It's Shuey for me. Hopefully Suban lines him up and takes him out, then cops massive weeks. 2 birds one stone.. Well one bird one duck..

 

[Freomaniac]

Nothing personal I just think west coast are a bunch of spine less clowns. Just because theyade the granny last season the 2016 premiership will be handed to them the next season. It doesnt work that way.

Funny thing was my comment was shown on their board and that qent down well.

 

[electricfeel]

Jesus Christ this thread got a bit grim.

I just want to beat the Weagles but it would be hilarious to see cripple fight part 2 between Masten and Suban again.

 

[Quinz]

To think they have barely had an injury all year, and are still stinking it up. They are seriously cooked.
Its delicious.

We're equal second, "stinking it up" is a high bar these days obviously.

 

[Freomaniac]

Harsh on Naitanui, he's just unco and a bit clueless on a footy field.

Darling is a jellyfish though, definitely needs some tough man Tony Abbott tactics applied there when the fairy ducks.

Kram old chap. I am using Tough man tony abbott tactics on the eagles board if you want to know. I am on their opposition thread in their board to be exact.

 

[Keys]

Kram old chap. I am using Tough man tony abbott tactics on the eagles board if you want to know. I am on their opposition thread in their board to be exact.

You're being about as effective as he was too

 

[Freomaniac]

You're being about as effective as he was too

wait until i unleash the budgie smugglers. You will force Putin to do something.

 

[mightymouse75]

Darlings chiropractor has informed jack if he continues to thrash his head around like dave Mustain from megadeath then he will have to wear a protective brace while playing or his head might just flip off 1 day.

 

[Silversurfer]

All jokes aside, i dont wish for any serious injuries to the toasters...except psychological. After seeing how they are traveling this last few weeks, they are vulnerable and if the umps are fair, we might give them a shake up. Heave ho.

 

[Clems Knee]

My curse on the Eagles is that they suffer fair umpiring.

They won't know what hit 'em.

 

[Carnthedockers]

We're equal second, "stinking it up" is a high bar these days obviously.

Mate you guys r playing marginally better footy than us, and that's saying something! If it wasn't for some of the unbelievable 50m penalties and frees straight in front, your season would look a lot worse. Does it not worry you, you have almost your full team on the park, and are playing this badly?

 

[Cobbler]

They are seriously a bunch of front runners. Cripps just plays 20m off the pack in front of the play. It's hilariously bad. Melbourne just whack a defender in there and shut it down. Not only are they crap their gameplay has been worked out.
Darling is seriously shite and Lecras misses set shots often BUT the commentators drool over him everytime.
Master is a squib. Would love Suban to play just for this, but Suban surely must be dropped.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Geez this thread has been strangely grim. I don't wish injury on any of the Eagles besides injury to their premiership hopes.

Nic Nat was just a freak accident with Sandilands....as for Darling, Shuey and Co (aka the Duck Squad), one day they'll get clothes lined bad and maybe then they'll change their technique.

Anyway I hope to god we'll win but we know the umpires for some reason have a dislike of Freo so I'm tipping the free kicks to be 22-9 Eagles way

 

[Big Animal]

I predict a 55 to 4 Freo loss in the Derby







and that's just the free kick count

 

[Freomaniac]

Well i am currently using Tough man tony abbott tactics on the eagles board. the opposition board to be exact.

 

[Silversurfer]

Bring on next week....WC are as tough as fairy floss atm.

 

[FreoRicci]

Would love someone to line up Shuey. The carrying on he does whenever he gets hit is pathetic. Time to unleash my buddy, SUBAN!

 

[FreoRicci]

Bring on next week....WC are as tough as fairy floss atm.

Apeness to come in, and smash them around. He's ready, and Blakely will run amok if he gets the chance.