Banter Derby XLI - infiniteMasten draws ever near

[Stronzo]

Welcome friends and foe.

Keep the tone awesome and we shouldn't have a problem.

Also, if you're into all things delusion, catch the sister thread on the eagles' board.

 

[clogged]

3 > 0

That's right, three ex West Coast players currently in trouble with law due to drug and violent crime related offences, zero for Fremantle.

 

[MIKE85]

Interesting thread title, I didn't realise premisership cups were on offer for the next few derbies

 

[MadDocker]

I've got a suspicion something like this is on the cards again. Too bad Zac Dawson isn't fit. Could stick him in the forward line and have him kick a bag against the witches hats just for laughs.

 

[MIKE85]

3 > 0

That's right, three ex West Coast players currently in trouble with law due to drug and violent crime related offences, zero for Fremantle.

2 > 0

2 current players caught with either party drugs, or the dreaded PED's, to 0 West Coast players.

 

[FreoGirl]

Welcome friends and foe.

Keep the tone awesome and we shouldn't have a problem.

Also, if you're into all things delusion, catch the sister thread on the eagles' board.

they will be spending most of the day googling 'parity'? lol

 

[Righteo]

I suppose right off the bat we need to mention what one of the big talking points of this game will be- is Naitanui ready to take a mark this year?

We know about Mark Neeld's famous "attempted tackles" and if there were an "attempted marks" stat I know Nic would be right up there but that s**t just doesn't cut it, if it happens on Sunday I hope their hospice-bound crowd recognizes and acknowledges the achievement with some hearty fairy claps and rigorous haberdashering.

C'mon Nic, you can do it son!

 

[MIKE85]

they will be spending most of the day googling 'parity'? lol

You seem to have a fairly elevated sense of self, are you sure you're not an Eagles supporter?? You must at least live far away from the usual Freo supporting suburbs of Mandurah & Rockingham.

 

[JamFrank]

2 > 0

2 current players caught with either party drugs, or the dreaded PED's, to 0 West Coast players.

"party drugs" is a (sn)iffy subject for you guys isn't it?

 

[clogged]

Naitanui gets too much criticism for not taking marks. He can't be like Cox, seagulling on the wings getting cheap uncontested marks from a defensive 50 switch.

 

[MIKE85]

"party drugs" is a (sn)iffy subject for you guys isn't it?

You can't party without them!!

 

[Nothing]

"party drugs" is a (sn)iffy subject for you guys isn't it?

For them, it's all smoke and mirrors.

 

[Agenfrida]

2 > 0

2 current players caught with either party drugs, or the dreaded PED's, to 0 West Coast players.

I think you'll find during a that amphetamines and other stimulants are a most excellent gameday PED. #fail.

 

[freoextra]

You seem to have a fairly elevated sense of self, are you sure you're not an Eagles supporter?? You must at least live far away from the usual Freo supporting suburbs of Mandurah & Rockingham.

Reported to our "friends" in Mandurah and Rockingham. I wouldn't go out by yourself Mike and it would be a very good idea to contine using that night light for the bedroom!!

 

[FreoGirl]

You seem to have a fairly elevated sense of self, are you sure you're not an Eagles supporter?? You must at least live far away from the usual Freo supporting suburbs of Mandurah & Rockingham.

stop trying to seduce me

 

[MIKE85]

Reported to our "friends" in Mandurah and Rockingham. I wouldn't go out by yourself Mike and it would be a very good idea to contine using that night light for the bedroom!!

Ha, the GPS on my Range Rover doesn't even register such places, therefore Geeves will never drive me down there.

 

[MIKE85]

I think you'll find during a that amphetamines and other stimulants are a most excellent gameday PED. #fail.

Never failed a gameday test, unlike Creepy Crowley, what a filthy cheat he is.

 

[beetz]

they will be spending most of the day googling 'parity'? lol

Not to be confused with 'party' which will crash their computers if they google 'party west coast eagles'

 

[MIKE85]

Not to be confused with 'party' which will crash their computers if they google 'party west coast eagles'

pfft, computers, I sold that years ago for more crack money.

 

[Seppo]

subbed.

 

[GordonT]

pfft, computers, I sold that years ago for more crack money.

Did genuinely lol.
Banter threads deliver.

 

[youmewe]

Ha, the GPS on my Range Rover doesn't even register such places, therefore Geeves will never drive me down there.

Memo to Geeves.

The game starts at 2.40pm.

Three quarter time should be approximately 4.40pm.

 

[Beutbrute]

they will be spending most of the day googling 'parity'? lol

We already know how to parity hard
We're too busy trying to figure out how many weeks will Ballantyne get

 

[beetz]

We already know how to parity hard
We're too busy trying to figure out how many weeks will Ballantyne get

Going off his current form you should be hoping he gets none.

 

[FreoGirl]

We already know how to parity hard
We're too busy trying to figure out how many weeks will Ballantyne get

he was about to be dropped anyway