Unsurprisingly the DERM is full of blarney.....must be his Irish roots.
He’s an expert on bio-mechanics and martial arts, and
He knows a players intentions, even when the outcome is contrary to that intention. And,
He has a degree in the convolution of the simple, seeing far deeper into players behaviour than the player themselves.
So if you ever need to know why Hawkins pulled his jockstrap up, and why he used his left hand with a backhand technique, and how it can be done better, and how many times Alan Jeans told the players to adjust their left nut first, and how Dipper didn’t know left plum from right, and how Hawthorn tried to stop Essendon adjusting their jockstraps, and how Rioli adjusted it without touching it.....