Analysis Describe our situation in haiku

[TheDarkDwarf]

Viney is psycho
Brisbane have no good players
If we lose **** me

No thank you
Would rather be shot
Than poisoned

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

I've never bet
I bet you all have
I've had one bet

I bet you know
There is a thread
For that spread

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

It's GWS this week ... Just saw a post

GWS rent-a-crowds
Payed by long time fan Dr.Who
Not Gillion

 

[Yakker]

All hope will be Gawn
Unless victory is ours
Think I'll go fishing

 

[SuburbanMe]

Haikus are crappy
I'm not sure why that is
f--K me

 

[ponsdale]

Now you've got me wondering who the GIF happiest poster is...

Based on this thread - it's YOU!

 

[Crimson Azure]

Watts the Harmes in it
Dunn my Stretch today
Terlich you silly Kent

 

[givemethecure]

I'm in Osaka
Haven't seen one haiku yet
I'm disappointed

 

[Proper Gander]

I'm in Osaka
Haven't seen one haiku yet
I'm disappointed

Virgin Aust-rail-ya
Flew by ducked-up GPS
You're in New Zealand

 

[Captain Jack]

Roos not Messiah
He'll piss off to Hawaii
Just a naughty boy

Definitely used the fingers for counting Proper Gander

 

[Yakker]

Virgin Aust-rail-ya
Flew by stuffed-up GPS
You're in New Zealand

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha



Gold Jerry, gold!!!

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Make the Tiger smile
Drop Pedo bring back the Muss
Demons make me sad

 

[LeverPuller]

McDonald unsigned
Just when it is looking up
MFCSS

 

[Spirit of 26]

I am so damaged
For supporting this team
When is the reward?

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Tyson has great hair
Jones a shiny cranium
Max Gawn has a beard

 

[Proper Gander]

Tyson has great hair
Jones a shiny cranium
Max Gawn has a beard

It's longer than is traditional, but I think that should be the MFC tag line

 

[Tempy Tiger]

I've never bet
I bet you all have
I've had one bet

Deep...

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Deep...

And topical...

 

[Spirit of 26]

I'm in Osaka
Haven't seen one haiku yet
I'm disappointed

When in Osaka
Drink lots of Asahi beer
Eat takoyaki

 

[Headless]

Pedersen withdrawn
Nobody to chop out Gawn
McDonald's new dawn?

 

[Proper Gander]

Gawn to Viney to
Tyson to Kent to Hogan
Who kicks a behind

 

[Marc_Remillard]

Melbourne's weather is
like the bloody Game of Thrones
winter is coming

 

[Oscarman]

We won yesterday
It was OK but not great
Lions totally pants

 

[old55]

It's longer than is traditional, but I think that should be the MFC tag line

5-7-5

 

[Proper Gander]

5-7-5

No, I meant longer than traditional for a tag line, not a haiku