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I thought we'd do well
But I should have known better
Carlton are too close
 
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Is it just me or do other people count this up with fingers?

It's weird. Do the Japanese have only 7 fingers? Respect for cultural tradition and all but I feel like I have questions to pose to the person who came up with this.
 

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I'm wearing loose pants
Hogan takes a huge pack mark
Throbbing erection
 

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Is it just me or do other people count this up with fingers?

It's weird. Do the Japanese have only 7 fingers? Respect for cultural tradition and all but I feel like I have questions to pose to the person who came up with this.

It's weird. Do the Japs
Have only seven fingers?
Respect their culture.
 

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But with tighter pants
There will be complications
Vasoconstriction
Extra points because I had to look up vasoconstriction to check whether it was real. Note that I don't necessarily need to know exactly why you had the term conveniently to hand.

Edit: so to speak. Just a phrase. Shut up already.
 
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Note that I don't necessarily need to know exactly why you had the term conveniently to hand.

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Edit: Just so you know, I saw it immediately and spent 5 minutes googling a decent reaction gif and didn't find anything that popped. So you get Jack.
 

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This will be my post after losing to Brisbane:

F@ck. F@ck. F@ck.
F@ck. F@ck. F@ck. F@ck.
F@@@@@@@@@CCCCCKKKKK.

I read that as:

Fa-ark Fa-ark *
Fa-ark * Fa-ark Fa-ark
Fa-a-a-a-arkkkkkkkkkkkk

Edit: Well * me dead, I didn't know that would happen.
 
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