Analysis Describe our situation in haiku

[Headless]

There are some creative types around here. You'll all love it (Proper Gander).

Jetta suspended
Tempy Tiger thinks The Muss
Should play back pocket​

 

[Proper Gander]

Cannon disengaged
Wonaeamirri long since gone
Dez! for President

 

[Cannon82]

I thought we'd do well
But I should have known better
Carlton are too close

 

[Proper Gander]

Is it just me or do other people count this up with fingers?

It's weird. Do the Japanese have only 7 fingers? Respect for cultural tradition and all but I feel like I have questions to pose to the person who came up with this.

 

[Cannon82]

I'm wearing loose pants
Hogan takes a huge pack mark
Throbbing erection

 

[Cannon82]

Is it just me or do other people count this up with fingers?

It's weird. Do the Japanese have only 7 fingers? Respect for cultural tradition and all but I feel like I have questions to pose to the person who came up with this.

It's weird. Do the Japs
Have only seven fingers?
Respect their culture.

 

[Proper Gander]

I'm wearing loose pants
Hogan takes a huge pack mark
Throbbing erection

Dare I ask how that would go in tighter pants?

 

[Cannon82]

Dare I ask how that would go in tighter pants?

But with tighter pants
There will be complications
Vasoconstriction

 

[Canary]

Melbourne supporters
To survive the Neeld reign
Turned to alcohol

 

[Proper Gander]

But with tighter pants
There will be complications
Vasoconstriction

Extra points because I had to look up vasoconstriction to check whether it was real. Note that I don't necessarily need to know exactly why you had the term conveniently to hand.

Edit: so to speak. Just a phrase. Shut up already.

 

[Cannon82]

Note that I don't necessarily need to know exactly why you had the term conveniently to hand.

Edit: Just so you know, I saw it immediately and spent 5 minutes googling a decent reaction gif and didn't find anything that popped. So you get Jack.

 

[schmuttt]

Cannon disengaged
Wonaeamirri long since gone
Dez! for President

Wona is still here, he just uses a different account.

 

[stabler]

Punters fancy Dees
Leppa's lions up s**t creek
certain Melbourne loss

 

[The Dr]

This will be my post after losing to Brisbane:

F@ck. F@ck. F@ck.
F@ck. F@ck. F@ck. F@ck.
F@@@@@@@@@CCCCCKKKKK.

 

[Cannon82]

Wona is still here, he just uses a different account.

Now you've got me wondering who the GIF happiest poster is...

 

[Cannon82]

This will be my post after losing to Brisbane:

F@ck. F@ck. F@ck.
F@ck. F@ck. F@ck. F@ck.
F@@@@@@@@@CCCCCKKKKK.

I read that as:

Fa-ark Fa-ark *
Fa-ark * Fa-ark Fa-ark
Fa-a-a-a-arkkkkkkkkkkkk

Edit: Well * me dead, I didn't know that would happen.

 

[Proper Gander]

Now you've got me wondering who the GIF happiest poster is...

Me too.

 

[Xenthor]

* I hate
Hogans weird set shot run up
Can't kick straight

 

[schmuttt]

Now you've got me wondering who the GIF happiest poster is...

Me too.

I actually have a feeling he has more than one account active still, but I'll leave that to you guys to figure out.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Doc Who
does he go for this week?
Anyone but Melbourne

 

[tomcruise]

I thought we were good
But we're still kinda shitty
Should still beat Brisbane

 

[Johnny Karate]

Viney is psycho
Brisbane have no good players
If we lose **** me

 

[TheCount]

Doc Who
does he go for this week?
Anyone but Melbourne

It's GWS this week ... Just saw a post

 

[Theseventhhamster]

I don't
remember how
Haiku works?

 

[Crimson Azure]

I've never bet
I bet you all have
I've had one bet