Analysis Describe our situation in haiku

[Proper Gander]

Commentators are
Finally beyond a joke
Cyril Rioli

 

[Djcjdees]

Nothing rhymes with Melbourne,
Which sums us up perfectly.
Now we're ok, though.

 

[Yakker]

Nothing rhymes with Melbourne,
Which sums us up perfectly.
Now we're ok, though.

To you I say ....You may well burn with concern for no rhyme to Melbourne

Yeah that was pretty s**t hey?

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

To you I say ....You may well burn with concern for no rhyme to Melbourne

Yeah that was pretty s**t hey?

Those poor bloody fish!!

 

[00Stinger]

Go Dees
Not sure what I'm doing
Lollipops

 

[Headless]

A St. Kilda curse?
Or an Etihad hoodoo?
Why don't we have both?

 

[Proper Gander]

Go Dees
Not sure what I'm doing
Lollipops

Could have the makings of a classic

 

[Proper Gander]

A St. Kilda curse?
Or an Etihad hoodoo?
Why don't we have both?

Just St Kilda left
Etihad curse demolished
Please keep up Headless

 

[Headless]

Just St Kilda left
Etihad curse demolished
Please keep up Headless

I was overseas
And haven't watched the replay,
So it doesn't count.

 

[Headless]

Justin Westhoff goals
Travis Boak dominates play
A decade with Port

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Headless bumps thread
BIG TIME
Unlike Oliver on report

 

[Imet Hassa]

Escape winter’s chill
Flailing butterflies succumb
Return to cocoons

 

[Fork n Hell]

searching all my life
a flag has eluded me
Covid kill me now

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Another season
More losses than ******* wins
But lots of learnings

 

[pjfairbairn]

Roses are red, violets are blue
I don't know how, to do a haiku
I wish we had traded Gus to fremantle
This inside mid glut is too much to handle

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

A chance we all thought

Bittersweet memories of

Those years long ago

 

[Grimesy87]

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The end.

 

[Benwah83]

Inside mids crash in
Like seagulls to a hot chip
The ball spills to space

 

[Benwah83]

Inside fifty kicks
As precise as a drunk sloth
Norm Smith sheds a tear

 

[Charlie_s123]

A promising win

We sh*t the bed, yet again

Fisted forever

 

[Spirit of 26]

Beautiful dancer
Free and alone on the wing
Our Robert Flower

 

[Proper Gander]

We play Magpies next
Things will go pear-shaped for sure
I will buy more beers

 

[pjfairbairn]

Pendlebury won't play
Looking for three in a row
Please don't select Wagners

 

[MarcMaverick]

Pies undermanned
We will lose this one for sure
Demons Guarantee

We have chance to win
Crazy Goody strikes again
MFCSS

 

[MarcMaverick]

Gawn is injured
Jacko pinged a hammy
We are so screwed