Business & Finance Describe your job in six word or less (or more we're not in China)

[The Sultan]

whats the non-wanky description of you job mine is...

"listen to music and make spreadsheets"

I work in purchasing and demand planning, so most of time i have my earphones in making spreadsheets and avoiding people.

 

[MatthewB]

Watch tv shows and movies and put products online for sale

 

[Shell]

Help students learn in class and also talk footy when possible.

 

[ioppolo]

Assist in selling products

 

[perthblue]

scam pensioners with fake insurance products

 

[craigos]

Google everything, pretend I'm an expert.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Run around blowing whistles at people

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Spreadsheets, analysis, catalogues, supplier relationships

 

[IKnowtheDog]

It’s work

 

[Shell]

Run around blowing whistles at people

which sport?

 

[burge13]

Boring as bat s**t. There's 4

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

which sport?

Footy (Yes, I'm a green maggot)

 

[Shell]

Footy (Yes, I'm a green maggot)

How bad does the abuse you cop, get?

 

[Shell]

Past jobs:

- cleaned cinemas, ripped tickets, saw free movies
- sold mens pants, suits and ties.
- sold runners and athletic gear.
- sold creams, lotions, shampoos and gift packs
- wrote gym programs and picked up weights.

 

[the_interloper]

I used to "sell grog in a thoroughfare"

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

How bad does the abuse you cop, get?

Not terrible
"Lanky campaigner" "You're ******* blind" The like lol. You learn to drown it out pretty quickly. Plus we have people who escort us onto the ground and stuff before games. It's not too bad

 

[Smoooothy]

top secret computer s**t with tanks

 

[CakeEater]

Not terrible
"Lanky campaigner" "You're ******* blind" The like lol. You learn to drown it out pretty quickly. Plus we have people who escort us onto the ground and stuff before games. It's not too bad

When I was an umpire, I had a fan once who was blind that asked me If I wanted to borrow his guide dog, much to the guffaws of the players

So for the start of the second half I took the guide dog out on the field with me.

Nobody gave me stick afterwards- they appreciated my joke.

 

[atlas1]

Putting cover sheets on TPS Reports

 

[raskolnikov]

In a lunatic asylum with teenaged mutants.

 

[Shell]

Putting cover sheets on TPS Reports

Are you sure you got the memo regarding that?

 

[Scotland]

Past jobs:
- sold creams, lotions, shampoos and gift packs

In the middle of a shopping mall?

******* hate those kents.

 

[Shell]

In the middle of a shopping mall?

******* hate those kents.

NO.

The Body Shop

Xmas casual.

 

[Scotland]

Good old retail Christmas.

I remember spending whole days restocking soft drinks, potato chips, jars of fruit mince and packets of stuffing mix (which sell about 1 a month the rest of the year) etc. Fill a trolley with cartons of soft drink, stock the shelves, take the empty boxes out the back to the compactor, come back to the aisle and half the stock is already gone. People go nuts buying s**t in the holiday period.

 

[Shell]

Yeah i have fond memories working Body Shop over xmas.

Good vibe and got paid heaps