Media Dial a Gumby

[Cactus_]

The Gumbies are understandably all the rage at the moment

And I’m sure you mere mortals have questions about how to reach our level

Unfortunately we’re now far too important to answer your annoying questions in person

So I, Cactus_, full back extraordinaire, have developed a handy tool to make y’all somewhat less shyzer

First, think of your lame-arse questions

Then roll a six sided dice

Finally consult the below table and become (somewhat) less un-enlighten

1/ Kneeds more playdough
2/ Do the hokey-Pokey
3/ You got me singin’ the greens
4/ Bend it like Gumby
5/ No! Open the door and come in!
6/ Gumbyah My Lord Gumbyah!

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[Braklet]

I'm not resting my chin on any Gumbo balls...

 

[TedDougChris]

I'm not resting my chin on any Gumbo balls...

 

[cats_09]

I'm not resting my chin on any Gumbo balls...

Just imagine it's a pair of something else

 

[Pugsley]

Just imagine it's a pair of something else

Leave it Pugsley.

 

[Gralin]

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The Gumbies are understandably all the rage at the moment

And I’m sure you mere mortals have questions about how to reach our level

Unfortunately we’re now far too important to answer your annoying questions in person

So I, Cactus_, full back extraordinaire, have developed a handy tool to make y’all somewhat less shyzer

First, think of your lame-arse questions

Then roll a six sided dice

Finally consult the below table and become (somewhat) less un-enlighten

1/ Kneeds more playdough
2/ Do the hokey-Pokey
3/ You got me singin’ the greens
4/ Bend it like Gumby
5/ No! Open the door and come in!
6/ Gumbyah My Lord Gumbyah!

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Almost as cool as my banana phone

 

[Tonga Bob]

I thought this was like the thing where you can call Santa for free from any Telstra payphone, or at the very least a GWS Goose hotline.

4/10, was not what I was hoping for.

 

[Pugsley]

I thought this was like the thing where you can call Santa for free from any Telstra payphone, or at the very least a GWS Goose hotline.

4/10, was not what I was hoping for.

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1800 - REVERSE, Bobby.

 

[GWS Goose]

I'm not resting my chin on any Gumbo balls...

it normally goes the other way with them resting on your chin

a bit low brow for me, but it was low hanging fruit and it was right there.

 

[GWS Goose]

I thought this was like the thing where you can call Santa for free from any Telstra payphone, or at the very least a GWS Goose hotline.

4/10, was not what I was hoping for.

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It's 2.99 a minute, a more than reasonable price I'd have thought.

 

[Gralin]

it normally goes the other way with them resting on your chin

a bit low brow for me, but it was low hanging fruit and it was right there.

Right there on his chin?

 

[Cactus_]

I thought this was like the thing where you can call Santa for free from any Telstra payphone, or at the very least a GWS Goose hotline.

4/10, was not what I was hoping for.

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Due to popular demand . . .!

Have a very Gumby Xmas one and all . . .!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Due to popular demand . . .!

Have a very Gumby Xmas one and all . . .!
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Why does Gumby have a neck beard?

 

[Braklet]

Why does Gumby have a neck beard?

Probably a man bun under that cap, and Cheeto dust under that gift box. ****er still living in Gumbo's basement, begging Goo to drop by for a handy once a week in between stealing beers with Pokey.

 

[Cactus_]

Why does Gumby have a neck beard?

Going through an Amish phase

 

[Pugsley]

Why does Gumby have a neck beard?

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Gladstone Small was not Amish, that much is certain.

 

[Pugsley]

Gladstone Small was not Amish, that much is certain.

He certainly wasn't Bobby. Fortunate enough to meet him. Nice man but didn't like my comment when I said I don't put my neck out for too many people.
Lucky to still be standing here.

 

[Tonga Bob]

He certainly wasn't Bobby. Fortunate enough to meet him. Nice man but didn't like my comment when I said I don't put my neck out for too many people.
Lucky to still be standing here.

I thought the English were known for their sense of humour. The more you know...